Step 1. Read the title but come into the topic completely uninformed.
Step 2. Post how you like, no matter what the context.
Step 3. Post.

Ex.

"Yeah, I know this is how to make a Staffy post, but I'm gonna change it up by adding a bajillion steps that are not needed to post like me. I think this will be better."

Sub-step: Also mention Magpies and how you intend to work on it... ultimately don't.

But I will! I have a plan that might work if it works out....


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yeah....

On a completely unrelated note, I'm sad to admit that those steps tend to work even despite the recent events.

*more crying*

I'm going to eat pizza soon. The good thing about eating pizza is that it tastes good but the bad thing is that not everyone gets to eat it because we do not have an equal distribution of wealth.

Read your history.

The problem with pizza consumption historically is that it has been in the hands of the precious few privileged. And that is simply wrong. It's immoral.

However, the laws of physics prevent an equal distribution of pizza eating satisfaction and that is something that we have to consider.

However, I still think it is wrong to eat pizza in someone else's face if they don't have any pizza, and why should they? Nobody is giving it to them. There is no denying it that this is wrong.

we should strive for a world where pizza deficiency is a thing of the past, and all have access to the delicious cheesy goodness.

Why would you relegate yourself to the notion that we cannot make this a reality?