Step 1. Read the topic.
Step 2. Include in your response one or multiple of the following: boobs, penis, vagina, avenged, sevenfold, baylor, women, corn bread, black people, watermelon.
Step 3. Click Submit.

Ex.

"While I was at Baylor, listening to Avenged Sevenfold and looking at all the hot women's boobs and vagina, my penis could not rise because I was distracted by black people eating corn bread and watermelon."

Well, i used to know a person with boobs that could type a hyper post with her friends penis, while listening to avenged sevenfold.

Who will you do next?

Look what you've started Ixzion

negro, you forgot FRIED CHICKEN! The most common occurrence! f*cking sh*t.

Dude, there was this chick all like hitting on me the other day, but she was all talking about her own problems and I don't need none of that sh*t...

I was talking to this one girl earlier and she whipped out her vagina and shot out a watermelon.

I like boobs

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Don't forget I'm a PUA in training.

My peen is so huge that it's huge.

I want to stick my peen between her big boobs, while rockin' out to Avenged Sevenfold.