You make your way out of the bathroom and down the hall... you then remember that you haven't checked the closet yet in the hallway so you turn around and give it a look-see.



It's that Merchant from RE4! He asked, "Whatcha buyin'?"

Not sure of what to say, you kind of mumble something about finding random crap around the house. Thinking that it may be something he can cash in on later, he give you a bit of a hint.

"Try the other bet..."

After checking his left and right, he slowly retreats back into the closet, closing the door behind him. You wonder what on earth that might mean...

On to the living room!

(Once again, appologies for the crappy camera)



You make your way back to the entrance of the house. From there you see the living room. On the far left is your computer. You put that thing together earlier this year, though you've been making a few upgrades along the way. Recently you've installed a 1tb hard drive which is awesome as you were beginning to eat quite a chunch of your slaved 160 and 300 gigs. You can see your Rock Band mic hanging to the right of it because you use it for your computer more than Rock Band. It really does some quality work on LPs and Skype.

Beside your computer you have your laptop table. It has a docking station that connects directly to your entertainment center. Your old 300 gig hard drive is in an external enclosure here as well and serves as a backup for the more important files.



To the right of the laptop desk you see your entertainment center. With your Wii and 360 on one side of your 37 inch HD tv and your PS3 on the other side. Your gaming collection is below on a pair of bookcases (though it's quite hard to see). It's all connected to a Uninterrupable Power Supply (just like your computer) so even if the power goes out, you don't have to worry about losing anything. There's even some rope light and a neon Chrono Trigger sign that comes on when you turn everything on. You ran your VGA cable, audio, and a USB cable from your laptop desk to the entertainment center. The USB prot is for the PS2 controller converter so you can play your roms on the big screen with a legit controller (of course you only play roms of games you actually own).



To the right of that is some of your Rock Band / Guitar Hero instuments. Not the best place to hide them all, but what can you do? Beside all that is the worlds tackiest couch. It doubles as SK's nesting grounds since it unfolds into a bed. He uses it quite often when he comes over to either work on Arc Arath, record some LPs, or plays whatever games there are ATM.

I want the moniez in the couch cushions... Lets see how much is in there.

You unfold the bed from the couch. The bed is honestly not all that uncomfortable. Now maybe it would pass as a decent sleeping place if it were for the guy living above stamping around the place in the morning. Though only SK really has to put up with that since you are in the bedroom with a fan on for ambient noise.

Wait a moment, what's that?



ITEM GET!

You find the State Alchemist Pocketwatch, the one Edward Elric owned.

(Insultobot gets 15 points)


Well, that's it. The standings are:

Kajak - 4th
Genji - 3rd
Ixzion - 2nd
Insultobot - 1st

While the game is over, the interaction is not. I'll be willing to go around and roll play as much of my house as you would like. I'll still photoshop in some comedy whenever possible... I'll continue as such till the thread dies of it's own accord.

Anyway, I hoped you guys liked his better than just me taking random pictures of my house and be all "This is my house."

So how bout the change from the cushions?

Anyone wanna buy an old watch?


Yeah that was real fun! Many cool points for you

Look around the living room for a weapon and then head hack after that Fussball table. I'm gonna beat that cracker like he owes me money.

That was a pretty cool experience. I especially liked when [spoiler]Dante burst in defeating us only with his look and the RE4 salesman.[/spoiler]

Knowing that the only weaponry in the house is in your room, you backtrack and equip yourself with one of your decorative katanas. They DO have blades, but you'd be lucky to cut water with it. Reguardless, you strap it to your side and head back to the dining area.



You make your way back to the fussball table and arm yourself, indentend to pay back in spades what damage it caused you.

You raise your sword and-



What? The fountain from the table leaps in and parries your blow!

Now all the men from the fussball table seem to be leaving the table and are approaching you. The table, its self, spits out some of it's balls at you.

I cast magic missle!

Football kick the Fountain while opening the fly of your pants so you may pee on the FussMen as they come toward you while preparing a massive blow to the Table itself with your Katana!

As you cast your missle of magic, it strikes the fountain which knocks it off balance. You take this oppertunity to swiftly kick it as best as you can. Too bad you didn't realize sooner that the damn thing was made of stone. You now curse many obsene things as your stubbed toe throbs with pain.

As you hope around on one foot, the FussMen advance towards you. And as you try to shift your weight on yoru one good foot, you reach for the fly of your pants whilst holding your katana in the other hand. By this time, one of the FussMen made it under your foot. Your weight crunches it into nothing, but you lose balance and fall on the ground.

The rest of the FussMen take advantage of this and pin you down as the Fussball Table pelts you with more balls. Out of the corner of your eye, you can see the fountain getting back up.