I'm sober.

Is that a crime!?

It is if your sitting at a bar, unless you work there, or are a designated driver, or if your an alcoholic.

All right kids, don't try this at home or in your local community.

I went to the Brickskeller in Dupont Circle tonight with my friend and his wife (I never really liked that guy but anyways). Then went to the club Five. It cost $15 to get in. But here is the point. I finally started dancing again. They played awesome club house music.

I was in the city at night in the club (which is the ONLY sanctuary I care about) and I transcended into the realms of house music. The ladies looked good enough for all you mysoginists and hermits to think thrice.

It is all about the nightime.
It is all about the ladies.
it is all about the music.

Stay in school.

Yeah, it often goes like that on weekends and/or when you'r drunk.

It's killing me. I hope to come home from the bars for some fun posts and instead I'm left with BORING. Oh well. Maybe I am just a loser.

^ that must be it. everyone else is boring therefore you must be a loser. how come nobody else though of that? =O maybe you're a genius too.

Well, they do call me Clever...

No, I was just buzzin and looking for fun gossip or flirty affirmation. I was feeling sorry for myself, so that one of you girls could say, "No, no, you're not a loser, as a matter of fact I think you are great because..."

I guess I'm just a loser.

^ Now that's something every man has tried at least once, and that has never worked. =P