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Ixzion
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WHAT THE f*ck IS THIS?

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Paramount Pictures, owned by Viacom has decided to make a G.I. JOE movie to be released sometime in 2009. The kicker however is that "the producers explain international marketing would simply prove too difficult for a summer, 2009 film about a heroic U.S. soldier. Thus the need to "eliminate Joe's connection to the U.S. military.""

So, G.I. Joe "Real American Hero" will become G.I.J.O.E. Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity, a co-ed hi-tech force operating out of Brussels.

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Considering that KATG has a bit of an international following, how does this sit with the rest of you? As an American my first response is to call for the public beheading of director Stephen Sommers and every executive at Paramount/Viacom who came anywhere near the project. I'll also be personally blacklisting any actors who get any screen time.

So what's everyone else's response?


I think the exact same. THIS IS DUMB AS HELL. GI JOE is about bad-ass American men and women kicking copious amounts of Cobra ass. Now it's a f*cking EUROPEAN fighting force? f*ck that, f*ck this movie, f*cking f*ck cluckers f*cking up this f*cking movie f*ck.

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Haha, this is hilarious.

i really appreciate the idea of American producers who decide that this movie won't sell to the international public unless they stop the American franchise on which the movie is based from being American.

perhaps you could just ask Bush to wage war on the producers until they give up and declare GI Joe as American as everything else in America (and yes; public executions and blacklisting will do nicely, you jackass); actually...

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it looks very much like turning Joe into a European is actually 'an act of war'... perhaps y'all could wage war on Europe, too! any excuse, right?!?

the marketing is dumb, even if it has a fairly good point; american warmongering isn't such a popular flavour right now.

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It's not like Joe doesn't team up with OTHER international agents, but to make the entire group un-American is something else.

It's like making James Bond an American!

And I found this, too.


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f*ck this movie.

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Eh, to be honest, I don't care either way. Not that I don't understand tho.

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I'll be skipping this movie now.
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keke, the canadian was saying 'eh?' and japan was a ninja.

[mutter]ninjas ninjas ninja ninja... ninjaree[/mutter]

but this is totally like that james bond thread that went down a while back.

Lantis wrote:
The cake is a lie!

Also I totally don't get this at all.

Was GI Joe internationally marketable even BEFORE the whole iraq thing?

I'd be skipping it anyway, not much of a 'amgletskillstuff' fan... well... i liked transformers... <<....

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Lantis wrote:
The cake is a lie!


Isn't that from the new VG Cats?



If the commercials actually interest me, I MIGHT see this movie.
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Isn't that from the new VG Cats?


Hell no...

It's a Portal refrence. Thought it was a bit better known around the net.... appologies.

Also, I don't think I'll watch this movie either. Even if it remained american, I'd still probably pass. I mean, GI Joe just doesn't sound like very good movie material imho.

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heh, yeah... someone i know made the portal reference yesterday, so i was like 'what the hell does that even mean?' and stuff and yep.

yay reference. ^_^
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