Ladies and gentlemen, after weeks of procrastination and false promises, I, Bonanza, have finally found some free time to tally up the results of the Magonian Superlatives. First off, I would like to say that this turnabout was a bit poorer from last year, as a few of the applicants left many choices incomplete. Regardless, whatever choices were filled in were still tallied in among the rest. Now, without further ado, I announce the winners from each category. (Bold denotes the winner):

Forum-specific
Who was the best poster in these forums?
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Front Page Pundit:
Ixzion !!!!!!!

RPG Maker Dev. & Help Guru:
Karr !!
Mose !!!!
Dray !

Development Studio Patron:
Lantis !
Duel !
Ixzion !
MRevelle !
Ice !!

Best Development Studio (name best studio):
Quixotic Productions !
Ice !
Studio Mag !
Retro X !
LE !

Discussion Dude/Diva:
Bonanza !
Lantis !!
Syn !!
Mose !
Insult !

Pro Gamer:
Lantis !
Dray !
Insult !!!

Creative Maven:
Bonanza !!!!!!

Culture-specific
You love these!
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Best Magonian craze:
Let’s Play !!
LINK GF !
KUPID !!
None…I guess !
JIMP !


Best Magonian word:
Freedom sex !
KUPID !
Pingas !
Buffalo !!
Bread’s done !
Magonian !

Best Emote:
JIMP !
LINK GF !!!!
!

Best Topic:
Check your birthdate in your profile, Staff !
Off-topic thread !
Tentacles !
0/0 is undefined !
Hacking the PS2 !

Best Member Name:
Zombisem !
Duel !
Shadowfox !
NLY !
Bonanza !
Insult !

Best Custom Title:
Mongolian Chop Squad (Insult) !!
Jive Mothafugga (Ixz) !
Banned (lantis) !!!

Best MagCon Moment*:
Shoulda brought my cards !
Lantis and SK saying “Ganon” at the same time/LeAnna’s use of freedom sex !
Magonians of Evil !!
Rickrolled !
BON GF !

Member-specific
There can be only one!
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Most Non-lazy Magonian:
Lantis !!!
Mose !!
Ixz (sitewise)/True Coolness (physically) !
Lone !

Laziest Magonian:
Guar !
Kajak/Sumisem !
Duel !
Kajak !
Facts !!!

Funniest Magonian:
Kajak !
Lone !!
Dray !
Duel !
Fruple !
SK !

Coolest Magonian:
Lantis !!
Insult !
Lone !
Duel !
Kumoshinagi !
Bo !

Calmest Magonian:
Dray !!
Insult !!
NLY !
Syn !
Bon !


Craziest Magonian:
SK !
Duel !
Lone !
Syn !!!

Angriest Magonian:
Syn !!!!!
Lantis !

Smartest Magonian:
Ixz !
Mose !!!
The True Coolness !

Most Sarcastic Magonian:
Ixz !
Lone !!
Syn !!
Lantis !

Most Likeable Magonian:
Lantis !
Ixz !
Insult !
Dray !
Face !
Bonanza !!

Most Underappreciated Magonian:
Facts !
SK !
Mose !
Ixzion !

Most Unforgettable Magonian:
Lantis !
Ixz !
Regal !
Dray !
Syn !
Gnash !

Most Helpful Magonian:
Lantis !
Ixz !
Dray !
Karr !
The True Coolness !!

Most Dependable Magonian:
Lantis !!!!
Ixzion !
The True Coolness !

Most Mischevious Magonian:
Lantis !
Bo !
Lone !
Syn !
Fruple !
Insult !

Most Musical Magonian:
Bonanza !!!!
Fruple !
Syn !

Most Tech-savvy Magonian:
Insult !
Mose !!!
Lantis/Insult/Ixzion !
Ixzion !

Most Likely Magonian to be successful:
Mose !!
Lantis/Insult !
None !
The True Coolness !

Most Likely Magonian to be a whore:
Rachael House !
Sumisem !
Facts !
SK !
Syn !!

Most Likely Magonian not to win any other category:
Navane !
Ice !
Staffy !
GIRF !
Facts !
Guar !

Most Likely Magonian to win more than 3 categories:
Lantis !!!
Mose !!
Insult !
Ixzion !


Most Likely Magonian to have children this year*:
Zombisem !
Staffy !!!!
Lantis !

Most Likely Year in which we shall get new Magpies*:
3010 !!
2012 !
8099302897426782143849738268 ED !
20XX !
Never !

Hottest Magonian:
NLY !
Face !
Zombisem !!!

Most Improved Magonian:
Duel !!!
Mose !

Best Thutmose-like Magonian*:
Thutmose !!!
Staffy !
Bo !

Best Newbie:
Mose !!!!
We don’t have any !

Best Member from a foreign board:
Valk !!!
Fruple !
Gnash !!

Best Artist:
Bonanza !
Kumoshinagi !!
We Don’t Have any !
Dray !

Best Writer:
Lone !!!
SK !!
Spoom !

Best Development Studio Owner:
Ice !!
Duel !
Ixzion !

Best Male Magonian:
Lantis !!
Lone !
Insult !
Mose !
Ixzion !

Best Female Magonian:
Zombisem !!!
Face !
Neither of them post much, so I’ll leave it to the rest !
Fruple !

Best Magonian:
Lantis !!
Mose !
Lone !
Ixzion !
Dray !
The True Coolness !

Congratulations to all winners!

I still don't understand why I am considered among the laziest magonians, besides the fact that have neglected my duties as a developer and a magonian, and... oh.

... Ganon!


Actually, I can't believe I even got a vote at all for being funny, at least if whoever voted me meant funny in the sense that I actually have a decent sense of humor. ... They might have meant my whole image as a Protector and all is funny; I can be cool with that.

.... Oh, come on, I didn't win the "craziest" category? ^_^


SOMEONE THINKS I COULD GROW UP TO BE A WHORE, TOO?!! I demand to know who! Justice shall be administered this day!

(Afterthought)

... Ah, Lone, you have defeated me once more as a writer. I think I have only managed to triumph over you just one year so far. *draws northern Longblade and salutes* ... An opponent I can respect.

Apparently so, SK. I need Ixz to hurry and get his ass back here, so he can sticky this.

It's about time you finished the counting after all that lip you had in July!

Looks like Lantis came out the big winner of this one.

Speaking of which, I really should get back to that now that my free time is starting to, you know, exist again.

I actually came out on top for the studio awards...all of them! Woohoo!

I do think it's funny I got a vote for "Not likely to win any other category". I guess I blend into the background a little too well. Great for school, not for voting.