I have made it no secret that I hate generally all music of all genres that come out these days. From Lady Gag and Ke-dollar-ha to just about anything. And I thought to myself that at least it can't get any more stupid.

I was horribly wrong.

I was hanging out with a friend of mine and we were watching a video that made a reference to the Insane Clown Posse. He asked me if I heard of this song. And I was rendered speechless with how bad this was.

I give you, ICP - Miracles



Every last line of this song is a complete joke. You can quote just about any line and it's soaking with sarcasm. But to them, this is some serious sh*t. And then my friend goes on to tell me that ICP has a literal cult following... all under the pretense of family (pronounced fam-uh-lee with emphasis on 'uh'). Just about every year they have their own woodstock for JUST ICP. How did this ever happen?



MAGNETS ARE MAGIC!!!

If you watch the video and ignore the ear wrenching song, it is clear that they are in cahoots with Tom Cruise. It clearly shows that they are scientologists faegs. Clearly.

4chan popularized this moons ago.

My personal favorite:

You'll have to forgive me for not keeping up with 4chan. You'll also have to forgive me for not keeping up with music in general, lest I would have probably ran across this sooner.

I watched a documentary on that ICP cult gathering, and it's just jaw dropping. You guys should youtube that. Afterwards, if there was anything you hated about yourself, you should now be able to say you aren't one of those people.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Main_Page

That's all you need to keep up without actually going there.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Miracles

That's the article about this.

Dear Lord, THIS.IS.NOT.REAL.

... This can't be real. It just can't. I refuse to accept this as real.


I remember these two assholes who collectively call themselves the ICP from about eleven or twelve years ago because the guy who lived next door to me was a fan.

And either member of the Posse mentioning that his kid "looks just like his daddy" is one of the most frightening possibilities imaginable. Sometimes I actually do wish that I truly was a knight of the Northern Longblade in real life, in anything just to be able Cherryblossom Spirit Slash their asses back to Abyss from which they were no doubt born. These guys would be near the top of anyone's list of Evil to be Utterly Destroyed, and they've just moved to the very top of my own after hearing this ridiculous song.

Serioously how do magnets work?

Wait, why is this song bad, again? Just because of the lyrics? 'Cause to my lyric-deaf ears, it didn't sound that bad. Certainly not as ear-splitting as "Empire State of Mind".

actually, i can't believe you've never heard of ICP before. they're well old school. but yeah, they're sh*t. always have been, always will be.

also w00ts for ED =D