1.

I went to Target today, in order to buy Eminem's new album, Recovery. I'm heading out to my car, and this man starts following me. He asks me if he can use my Target bag because he needed to "make a return." I said I was going to keep the bag, went to my car, and drove home. Weird...

2. Last week, I was at my job, minding my business, when one of the newer workers, Reuben, asks me if I have some spare change. Mind you, this was before payday, not to mention I hardly knew the guy. I asked if what he needed it for, and he didn't specify. I ended up giving him 0.18 so he could leave me alone to my word. Weird...

3.

I went to the freezer to get my plastic cup which had some freshly cooled water inside. I must have let it sit too long because the water solidified, though not to the point where I couldn't get some water within it. Like an idiot, I tried to break the ice with my hand, and the ice did break...along with the plastic barrier surrounding it. Wet kitchen floor for the win!

These stories keep me on the edge of my seat.

4 or 5 more stories and you have enough material for a new old school rap album.

"Everyone over a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good..."


"I went to the freezer to get my plastic cup which had some freshly cooled water inside.

I must have let it sit too long because the water solidified"