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PostPosted: July 2nd, 2009, 10:37 am 
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http://www.fliqz.com/aspx/permalink.asp ... a00e399563

What else can one say, really? Having viewed hundreds of hours of indescribable weirdness spewed forth from The Land of the Rising Sun over a period of years, I may have finally reached my limit. I have been struck dumb with fantastical nonsense; my brain unhinged by ultra-violent absurdity. I have been laid low by RoboGeisha.

From Noboru Iguchi, director of Machine Girl, RoboGeisha is the story of a robot geisha who fights ninjas, other robot geishas and robot geisha ninjas. The trailer consists of a long list of various robot geisha attributes, read aloud by a man with a ball-gag in his mouth. We learn that RoboGeisha has swords in her arms and that she can shoot rockets. She can also transform into a car, which is especially helpful when fighting assassins with mini-guns instead of breasts. Also, tengu milk. I’ll offer no explanation for that last one, you’ll just have to see it for yourself.

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PostPosted: July 2nd, 2009, 1:14 pm 
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My brain hurts. Buildings that bleed? WTF indeed...

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PostPosted: July 2nd, 2009, 1:55 pm 
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That is the stupidest looking sh*t I've seen in a while.

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PostPosted: July 2nd, 2009, 5:13 pm 
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I still have to watch Tokyo Gore police :(


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PostPosted: July 2nd, 2009, 5:22 pm 
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I didn't know it was possible to be that Japanese.

Fried shrimp!

Tengu milk!


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PostPosted: July 4th, 2009, 2:35 am 
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ROBO GEISHA TRANSFOWM.

Seriously, WTF.

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PostPosted: July 4th, 2009, 9:41 am 
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I.. umm.. wha? :|
Just from how many places can she hide a blade? (And that's not really the thing that worries me the most)

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PostPosted: July 5th, 2009, 10:37 pm 
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Okay, I'm seriously traumatized for life. That is disturbing on so many levels that it just isn't funny.

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PostPosted: July 5th, 2009, 11:56 pm 
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I'm probably the only one to notice this, but isn't the fried shrimp one even more out of place than everything else? I mean, everything is either a gun, sword, or robot... but fried shrimp?

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What in the hell did I just watch?

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I'll take their RPG games,
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I still have to watch Tokyo Gore police :(


That's your problem.


.... Ix pretty much just summed up my feelings on this one. Why did I let Kajak and Lantis convince me to watch this? *sigh*

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