Counter thread to Ix's Superteam. Same premise. Need a leader, warrior, smarty, hottie, and comic relief.

I'll start things off, and try not to steal all the good ones.
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Leader: Magic Emperor Ghaleon - Lunar & Lunar 2



Reasons: He's awesome, smart, has betrayal down pat, and is just all around a super awesome bad guy. He gets the job done...period. Well, except for getting stomped in the end. BUT THEN! He's so awesome, he comes back and almost does it all over again [spoiler](before doing a complete 180 and becoming generally good)[/spoiler].


Warrior: Aion - Chrono Crusade



Reasons: Dude is a beast (demon actually). Has enough power to lead a rebellion against heaven and hell at the same time and he takes "Pandemonium's Head". Savage mo-fo right there.


SmartyPants: Sydney - Vagrant Story



Reasons: He knows just about everything. Everything happens according to his plan. He's just....the sh*t. Honestly I had a hard time deciding whether Sydney or Ghaleon should be my leader but I decided Sydney was smarter so he took SmartyPants.


Hottie: Edea Kramer - FF8



Reasons: Honestly, that cleavage mesmerized me as a kid. And since then I've seen my fair share of fan drawn pics to make me think this lady is definitely in for Hottest Bad Chick.


Comic Relief: Vyers/Mid-Boss - Disgaea



Reasons: While not technically Evil, he is someone you have to fight against repeatedly, and honestly, if it's your first time through and you haven't leveled properly, his fights are definitely evil. Anyways, he's hilarious, and always cracks up the seriousness of the moment.

Just to be fun, I'm making sure that none of the characters from the heroes are from similar series as the villans.

Team Leader: Delita from Final Fantasy Tactics

Okay, he's a backstabbing dick, but he's someone who can plan out and lead a team to damn near world domination.

Warrior: Akuma from the Street Fighter series

If you've read the comics or know any back story to Akuma at all, then you'll know why he'd fit well here. Dude's a freaking monster.


Smartypants: Aizen from Bleach

Okay, so this guy is smart enough to fool people into thinking they've fooled him, only to gleefully show them later that they were reverse-fooled by him from the beginning. Smart guy...

Hottie: Mileena from Mortal Kombat

Well, until you remember what's under that veil anways...

Comic Releif: Wire from Thousand Arms

I KILL YOU, I KILL YOU. DIE DIE DIE!

That's the exact reason why I didn't pick Mileena. Ick.

Leader: Kefka (Final Fantasy VI)


He knows how to get what he wants, he can manipulate people, and he's a GOD! (he would probably be a good candidate for warrior.)

Warrior: Gades (Lufia 1 - 3)

yet another God. He may be the weakest of the four Sinistals, but he is probably the most well known, and he is still a powerful fighter.

Smartypants: Miles Edgeworth (Phoenix Wright series)

An prosecuting attorney, and rival to Phoenix Wright. You have to be pretty smart to be a lawyer.

Hottie: I have trouble thinking of a hot villian.

Comic Relief: New Age Retro Hippie

Come on, he "utilizes a toothbrush" in battle.

In a hurry soo....

LEADER: Galactus



Description? He can basically kill anyone.

WARRIOR: Witch King



Lame picture of him but still the Witch King's arrival always gives me the shivers.

SMARTIE: Gordon Freeman



Only smart guy who can make a crowbar look so deadly.

HOTTIE: Meryl



Cmon, she's Meryl!

Leader:
Luca Blight: The Mad Prince (Suikoden 2)

If I were evil, my standard would be him. <3 He sburns villages, make them crawl and oink, just to kill them like pigs.

Warrior:
Nightmare (Soul Calibur)

Just...look at THAT! An aniamted armor fueled by evil (Well, Soul Edge, but isn't it the same?)

Smartypants:
Szayel Aporro (Bleach)

Octava Espada. Very analitical. He seems to think of everything in advance and prepeares beforehand in battle. He is very VERY cheap because of this.

Hottie: It took me a hwile to think of a hot villain. So far I'll settle for this one
Veronica Vera (Shadow Hearts 2)

Magic Lady who uses whip and enjoys torturing people

Comic Relief
Zed (Wild Arms)

He would beat you up, but he forgot he left the oven on.

^ Zed <3
I totally forgot about him.
You, sir, are my idol for including him in your lineup.
Also Zed has the coolest theme.

Great counter-topic, KJ!

Here's my evil superteam:

Team Leader: Darth Vader - Star Wars


Why?
I mean Episode V Darth Vader, mind you. Darth has the entire package: presence, powers, intimidation BUT not fear. He has big plans and would do everything in his power, even lead a mission himself, to get it done.

Warrior: Black Knight - Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn


Why?
The Black Knight is an extremely powerful and skilled warrior. He has a magic sword and armor, which can only be countered by a similarly-enchanted weapon, which is actually not in abundance. He's a loyal soldier, as well.

Smartypants: Professor James Moriarty - Sherlock Holmes


Why?
The "Napolean of Crime", who matched wits with the Great Detective, Sherlock Holmes! This dude has a sick mental skills and knows what to do with them! He's also smart enough to work with Vader.


Hottie: Dark Queen - Battletoads


Why?

Look at that, man. Many may have played Battletoads, but few have ever gotten to the Dark Queen herself. Thank God for that beginning cutscene or we might have never known that evil could look so damn good.


Comic Relief: Lord Farquaad


Why?
He's a short, evil, manipulative bastard. But he's funny as hell.

This was actually a lot tougher to come up with than the other list.


Leader: Cruella De Vil (101 Dalmatians)


Why? Other than being evil, she'll do whatever needs to get done to get results.
And if anyone tries to backtalk her, she'll set them straight.

Warrior: Sync (Tales of the Abyss)


Why? He's great in bpth short and long range, sporting an aggressive fist style and also using strong magic. He's always been my favorite villian to fight against.

Smartpants: Etoile Rosenqueen (Rhapsody: A Musicial Adventure)


Why? She's rich, beautiful, and knows exactly how to rub it in your face.

Hottie: Lorelei (Pokemon)


.....Drool.

Comic Relief: Tatewaki Kuno, Blue Thunder of Furinkan High (Ranma 1/2)


There really could be no other. He cracks me up every time.

Etoile wasn't smart... she was just a dumb blonde b*tch. I get mad just thinking about her...

*fumes*

@Guar - Luca is a awesome choice for EVIL leader!

@Ix - Love the James Moriarty and the Lord Farquaad picks.

Leader: Tonberry King - FF



Reasons: ................
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*poke* LOLOLOLOLOl

Warrior: Nemisis - RE



Reasons: Single minded muscle with a rocket launcher and tentacles. Nothing better. Summed up in one word. "STAARRRRRS."

SmartyPants: Krang - TMNT



Reasons: Ummm, come on. He's a brain!


Hottie: Baroness - G.I. Joe



Reasons: Nothing sexier than an evil woman in leather telling you what to do in a german accent.

Comic Relief: The Joker - Batman comics



Reasons: The picture speaks for iteslf.

Haha, I couldn't disagree with you more. I actually enjoyed her presence in the game.

Then again, I'm surprised anyone besides me has played Rhapsody....




Great choice Ix. It doesn't hurt his stats are awesome and he gets his own music theme.

Dude, Rhasody: A Musical Adventure was awesome. I wish it was a bit more difficult, or maybe had harder difficultiy options, but it was still a very unique game. I really did like most the songs in it.

My second evil superteam

Team Leader: The Shredder - TMNT


Why?
The Shredder is one calculating, cold son of a b*tch. The early cartoons had him pegged as a whiny incompetent, but the 2K3 series shows what he's always been: in control, cool, deadly smart, calculating, and imposing himself over all underneath him.

Warrior: Venom - The Amazing Spiderman


Why?
Venom is an extremely strong guy with enough power to tear sh*t up. However, he hasn't lost his mind to the power and can make rational decisions at any point in time. Not stupid at all.

Smartypants: Balalaika - Black Lagoon


Why?
Balalaika runs Hotel Moscow, a criminal organization from Russia. Calculations are the name of her game. She'll do stuff like run military operations on the front lines herself and plot the overthrow of other mafia organizations by pitting them against each other. She thinks about her people before making costly moves. It's just good business.


Hottie: Poison - Final Fight


Why?

Surprised no one mentioned her before! She is smoking hot, with her pink hair and awesome everything else. I don't care if it's tranny surprise. She's a woman in my book.


Comic Relief: Master Hand - Smash Bros.


Why?
I want to see what everyone else I mentioned would think about a giant disembodied hand.

Leader: Agent Smith (The Matrix)


Warrior: King Bowser (Mario series)


Smartypants: Snively (Sonic The Hedgehog)


Hottie: Hild (Ah My Goddess)


Comic Relief: Fawful and Cackletta

@ Ix - About Poison. Ya know..either version you look at (japanese or american) she's either a tranny or a post opp tranny...... Sooooooo, yeah. Have fun with that.

.....Actually, I'd take the post opp version so nevermind.

READ FAIL.

It wasn't a read fail. My point was that many people like to view her as a woman regardless of the "tranny" background because of how her character was portrayed in America. But officially she is a tranny in japan and a post opp in America.

I was just pointing out that regardless of whether he chooses to disregard the tranny part or just wants to take the American version of her, she's still previously male.

Poison is the only character in the world I'd go gay for.

WHICH SHE ISN'T!

*puts in earplugs*