Bad jokes

1ce · **Posted:** March 6th, 2008, 11:36 am

Tell your bad jokes here.

What does a Resident Evil Zombie do to wake himself up?
A: He goes to S.T.A.R.bucks

Ixzion · **Posted:** March 6th, 2008, 11:19 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To escape the capitalist system that enslaves and kills millions of its brothers and sisters.

Kittykicker · **Posted:** March 8th, 2008, 12:39 pm

Duelpro!

Heh, someone had to say it.

Staffy · **Posted:** March 17th, 2008, 12:54 am

I walked in to a bar and saw a pirate with a ship's steering wheel on the front of his trousers. I had to ask him, "Isn't that steering wheel annoying?" So he told me, "Arrr, it drives me nuts!"

Bonanza · **Posted:** March 18th, 2008, 11:48 am

How many able-bodied people does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE.

What do you call an able-bodied person on the street? WHATEVER HIS NAME IS!

Why are Black people go good at basketball?

Because their 'knee grows' (negros).

Guarionex · **Posted:** March 19th, 2008, 10:27 am

Oh, I have tons of jokes, but they are all in spanish :cry

But there was this one that I read (I think in DQ8...) that really cracked me up.

Q: Why are pirates cool?
A: They just ARR!

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