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Duel
PostPosted: November 18th, 2007, 7:14 am 
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*exhales* Well, let's see how this goes.


Story: Ixzion is the head of the RPG Maker Magazine. Go figure. It revolves around games made with RPG Maker. Go figure.


Presentation.


Ixzion: Ok, slaves, I mean Magonians, show me your games.

*Facts stands*

Facts: I made this game! It's called Dragon's Edge.

*Ixzion plays*

Ixzion: Well s***. I got my ass kicked by Slimes and the Inn is too expensive because I'm broke as hell at the beginning!

Facts: So it's good right?

*Ixzion throws the game out the window*

Ixzion: NO! It gets a 1.5 out of 10! SIT DOWN! Alright, NEXT!?

*Lantis Stands*

Lantis: Well, UNLIKE MOST OF MY FELLOW MAGONIANS....

Draygone: Secret of Everyone, yeah we know! You have a Studio dedicated to it.

Lantis: Ah, but SOE will be 50 Memory cards long. WITH secrets and replay mode!

Ixzion: Stop abusing the caps. Lemme play the game.

Lantis: It’s not finished; I’m aiming at a 2008 release date.

Sarah’s Knight: I HELPED YOU KNOW!

Ixzion: NEXT!

*Draygone Stands*

Ixzion: I’ve played your game already.

Draygone: I’m here to show off. Anyway so like, these Dragon guys were all like, “WAR!â€
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rofl at the stuff said about my game!

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Guarionex
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Didn't understand my line... :lol

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BWAHAHA!
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Ixzion
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Funniest thing I've read in a long time! It's gonna be GA'd. :lol

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Duel
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What's GA'd?

Anyway, I'm glad you guys liked it. I apologize to everyone that wasn't in the play. :(
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DuelExpert wrote:
What's GA'd?

Anyway, I'm glad you guys liked it. I apologize to everyone that wasn't in the play. :(


GA'd = Global Announced
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Regal
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... hm.

what an interesting day it is for the Mag when Duelpro's verbal dribble becomes a Global Announcement.

^_^ no offence, DP. Unless you want to take offence at me getting your name wrong, cause i sort of did that intentionally. =P
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Duel
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Verbal dribble!?

I take that as a compliment. Thank you Regal :P


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I just wonder how I would have been generalized if I were in it... Fun read!

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That was hilariously well-crafted.

The fantastic thing about this is most of the characters in the play are very true to their real-life counterparts (no offense intended), while they are a bit played up :P

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A funny read. Loved it :lol

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Well done. Would have liked Kittykicker to have been in it though.

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Duel
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Thanks everyone. Heh, after I typed this play I had the intention of deleting it due to the thought of it not succeeding. Kinda glad I didn't delete it :)

I'm going to dig around in the old ruins of the Creativity forum to find all of my previous plays. I WILL type another Mag Play in the future.

The..deep...distant..future.

Now if only I could create more Mag News :lol
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Kittykicker
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Anonymous Bo wrote:
Well done. Would have liked Kittykicker to have been in it though.


I know.. Tell me about it. I'm chop liver around here. This is the 2nd story that DP has not put me in. :(

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TheGnasher
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Should I be happy that I'm not on it? =P
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Duel
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Honestly, I don't know. :p
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AnonymousBo
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The Gnasher was the other one absent that came to mind besides Kittykicker when I first read it.

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Lol.just got around to readin this.....nice job...actually it was kinda amusing.

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That was funny DuelExpert! Good job.

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