Okay, Magonians. Take out a sheet of paper and take the Bonanza test. Of course, I will provide answers via the spoiler tag. Now then:

1. In Kindergarten, I was a well-behave student.

Answer: [spoiler]False. I was anything, but a model student. You see, my main stigma, and I think my Kindergarten teacher said it best to my mom on the last day of school, was being a "class clown." I would purposely get myself into trouble most of time just to get attention. Of course, this did not sit well with my Mom and was spanked immediately upon that comment. From first grade onward, particulary due to my older brother's influence, I became a quiet, sensitive, sheltered, but intellectual student.[/spoiler]

2. My first career aspiration was to be a firefighter.

Answer: [spoiler]True. I was very interested in being a firefighter because I looked at them as brave heros in thrifty red gear. Of course, this all changed in the fourth grade, when I decided that I would be a singer.[/spoiler]

3. I never made F's on my report card.

Answer: [spoiler]True. However, the closest that I've been to receiving a failing grade in a class came during my sophomore year in high school in a History class. At midpoint, I think I had managed somewhere between a 50 and a 55, but I pulled it up nearly 30 points at the end of the quarter. The second time I came close to failing was my sophmore year in college where I had a D- at midterm in a Psychology class. I pulled it up to a C- at the end of the quarter.[/spoiler]

4. Watching "Meteor Man" for the first time gave me nightmares.

Answer: [spoiler]Sad, but true. I think the part that got to me most was when Meteor man had to face those gold-haired bad guys, so I just closed my eyes for the remainder of the movie. Later that night, I woke up, scared to death because of that movie, and it was very hard for me to fall back asleep.[/spoiler]

5. I've never ventured into a girl's bathroom while in school.

Answer: [spoiler]False. In the first grade, during lunchtime, I would always ask my teacher to use the bathroom, and then I would venture to the nurse's office to do my business. However, on some days, the door would be locked, so I would journey down some hallway near my classroom and find a bathroom to use. I didn't care what the gender was, I had to go! One day, I came out and a first-grade sub caught me, and asked what I was doing. I tried to explain my situation, but she said sometthing along the lines of "You're a boy, you ain't supposed to be in a girl's bathroom!" to which her students laughed. Fortunately for me, I didn't give a damn.[/spoiler]

6. I was once instructed by a child molestor.

Answer: [spoiler]True, but I was never molested. In the second grade, my first teacher, Miss Sedlak, moved to Kindergarten, so for the remainder of the year, we had a teacher by the name of Mr. Murr, who I later discovered was gay. The previous year, we would always come to his class, and he'd play songs for us. While he was our teacher, he'd yell a lot when the class got out of hand, but otherwise, he was okay. Nearly a decade later, I see an article in the newspaper saying that he had gotten in trouble at another school for molesting a middle school student. I was flabbergasted.[/spoiler]

7. I was dateless at my senior prom.

Answer: [spoiler]False. I managed to find an alternate with the help of a friend. I had the biggest crush on one of my art classmates, and I was very shy in asking her (I asked her two years in a row; one via paper, the other time face to face); she said yes both times, but later flaked out due to personal reasons. I asked maybe 3 or 4 more girls, once again shyly, and I was denied. Anyway, I did find a date, and I had a lot of fun that night...well, up until the time we went to IHOP after the prom.[/spoiler]

8. I had my first kiss during my senior prom.

Answer: [spoiler]False. I've never kissed any girl during any prom. My actual first kiss was during my freshman year in college...and it was a Frencher by a girl 11 months older than me. I felt an overwhelming ecstacy run over after that, and later, I engaged into some other "firsts," but I will not give details. You can ask me in your free time.[/spoiler]

9. I have a crush on Nikki Blonsky.

[spoiler]True. I saw Hairspray earlier this year, and as I was seeing the female protagonist, a chubby but charismatic dancer/singer, I was drawn to her for the entire movie. God, it must have been the face. Money Shot material, people. [/spoiler]

10. Part of inspiration of this test came from a fellow Magonian.

Answer: [spoiler]False. I was actually inspired by a similar topic made by Pavilionite Ryner over three years ago, and I do believe his was crafted more professionally than mine.[/spoiler]

Well, that is my test. Post how you did.

~Nanza

I got 2 right. 1 and 10.

6 right, 4 wrong.

I missed, 2, 3, 9, and 10.

2 [spoiler]seemed too common.[/spoiler]

3 [spoiler] I was torn on this one, but thought somewhere along the line you probably got at least one F.[/spoiler]

9 [spoiler]Didn't know who she was so it was a pure guess.[/spoiler]

10 [spoiler]Your answer is sort of a trick answer. I figured it was a Magonian type who inspired you. A pavilionite is technically different but pretty much the same.[/spoiler]

I got 5 right.[spoiler] But I'll be honest, I don't know anything about you, I just chose True for every statement, hoping there were more trues than falses[/spoiler]

[spoiler]1. false
2. true
3, true
4. true
5. false
6. true
7. false
8. false
9. true
10. false[/spoiler]

I got them all right. I know where you live

I got 8/10 right...Couldn't believe you were scared from meteor man and couldn't believe you had a crush on Nikki Blonsky

I got number 8 wrong.

That's it.

Very good job, guys.

... Honestly, I got every single question but number seven wrong. 'Guess I do not know you very well at all, BW. ^_^


Eh heh heh heh ..... Needless to say, I can never beat the odds even when there are only two possible answers. Hence why SK will never try gambling.


If it makes you feel any better, Bonanza, my first grade teacher was unquestionably a lesbian, although I cannot say whether that's worse than finding out one's teacher is a child moelster. (It wasn't just what others said about her that I drew this conclusion from; she also looked exactly like Mimi from the Drew Carey Show.)

^ Wow, dude.