Comic, melodramatic, childish, wise.
Whatever.
Just post a quote or two that strikes you from time to time.

Spam quotes, naturally, will not be tolerated.

I'll tell you a secret: When your number comes up, you're going to go. Well, every morning I get up, I change my number.
-Pearl Harbor, Korean War, Vietnam War veteran
Edward Chun

Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content.
- Paul Valery

It's amusing how much sense it makes when you think about it too hard.

"He's a n***er! He's a n***er!"

~Michael Richards....laugh factory.

Travel has no longer any charm for me. I have seen all the foreign countries I want to except for heaven and hell, and I have only a vague curiosity as concerns one of those.

Mark Twain

Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.
- Randy K. Milholland

Never trust a man in a blue trenchcoat. Never drive a car when you're dead.

-- Tom Waits

You must be the change you want to see in the world. ~ Mahatma Gandhi

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. ~ Mahatma Gandhi

Where there is love there is life. ~ Mahatma Gandhi

If you leave the world a better place than the way you found it, then you have not lived your life in vain. ~ Unknown

Our children change us... whether they live or not. ~ Lois McMaster Bujold

I like Gandhi.

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

Martin Luthor King Jr.

Here lies Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.

~An epitaph

^ =] hehehe

The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful
- Frederick Locker-Lampson

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
- Dan Rather

^ i was totally going to do that one next. you bastard.

Stop saying "Don't quote me" because if no one quotes you then you probably haven't said a thing worth saying

-- Nicole Blackman

Hate Bounces. - ZP

There's three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who say "what happened?" - Unknown

"To understand what child birth is like is simple: Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head."

--Carroll Burnette

"This projects worth 100 points? Then I've only got 95 more to go!"

-Me at school

^*elects as candidate for magnacana*

You really think so Staffy?

totally.

It demostrates unbridled optimisim in the face of certain and crippling deafeat.

*defeat

I thought Magonians were lazy, not optimistic..o.O


"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
- Johnny Carson

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XD and this one is just great. <3<3

"A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself."
- Henry Morgan

"Better a smartass than a dumbass."

- Me

My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
- Henny Youngman

XD