WARNING! THE MOST RANDOMNESS STORY YOU HAVE EVER HEARD!!!

Beetoven, a deaf guy, was 17 when he met Joan Of Arc. They were like best friends. They played the piano together, because Beetoven was a deaf guy, and couldnt hear anything. Joan just wrote something down in Greek, so Beetoven was like WTF? and Joan was like Sorry. They also had one dollar to spend. When Beetoven was 23, him and Joan were living together. Joan's girlfriend, Mindy, lived next door. Joan was like "Lets go to the past." And Beetoven was like, "Why? And, how are we going to do it?"

Joan Of Arc said "We have Buzz Lightyear!"
Beetoven was like, "Ok. Lets call him over."
Joan said "Ok".

Buzz Lightyear came over drunk, so instead of knocking on the door, he just came through and yelled:
"Here I *hiccup* Amm.....Mrs Fary *Hiccup* Universe!

Joan told him he was gonna hurt himself, and Beetovenn told him to shut up. Joan told him he can't even hear, and Buzz was like:
"I know a way we can make him hear..."

So he got his gun and shot a hole in Beetoven's ears, and he could hear!

--Too Be Continued--

Nice. Randomer than my stories i guess