Ixzion's haikus

Ixzion · **Posted:** March 31st, 2006, 2:15 am

1.
Spread mouth open wide
I have a giant surprise,
a chocolate bar!

2.
Bang it, smash that, man!
Hit it until you can't stand
Satisfactory!

Ixzion · **Posted:** April 1st, 2006, 7:33 am

3.
Ixzion and Fay
they be sitting in a tree
and Ix must pee, see?

4.
Toenails and buttcrack
Very Interesting words
I just bit my tongue.

5.
If I touch the thing,
it will grow and enlarge lots.
Unleash it please, miss!

6.
Ooh, ooh, baby, you
Touch my tra-la-la
You could say, my ding-ding-dong.

Agentsix · **Posted:** April 1st, 2006, 7:43 am

Those are funny Haikus

Fayorei · **Posted:** April 1st, 2006, 3:15 pm

Thanks for leaving me in a tree? :lol

I like the tra-la-la one. Just cause I know the song.>_>

Rodak · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2006, 6:32 am

Ixzion wrote:

6.
Ooh, ooh, baby, you
Touch my tra-la-la
You could say, my ding-ding-dong.

Mistranscribed!?!

Should read:

6.
Ooh, ooh, baby, you
You could say, my ding-ding-dong.
Touch my tra-la-la

But still funny.

How's this:

Pancreata is
The Plural of Pancreas
Truly Obscure Word

And that is why I do not write Haiku...

Zombisem · **Posted:** April 4th, 2006, 2:35 pm

haiku's bothered me >___>

the one about you fay and the three is good though XD

Ixzion · **Posted:** April 4th, 2006, 9:20 pm

7. Rodak, you are wrong,
I quoted a song, whose name
is long. Continued...

7a. The song is known as
Gunther and the Sunshine Girls'
Ding Dong Song. I'm right.

8. Sumisem, my pet
I would like to stroke you hard
but Lone would kill me.

9. Lone, I'm sorry but,
I totally banged that hard.
My finger, that is.

Rodak · **Posted:** April 5th, 2006, 4:22 am

Ixzion wrote:

7. Rodak, you are wrong,
I quoted a song, whose name
is long. Continued...

7a. The song is known as
Gunther and the Sunshine Girls'
Ding Dong Song. I'm right.

It may be a song
But it is not a haiku
Wrong Syllable count!

(Hey! I answered in proper Haiku)

Haiku is timed 5 - 7 - 5.

Count.

That is 5 - 5 - 7, and not Haiku.

It may be a poem and a song and even more, but it can not properly call itself Haiku (unless it likes being wrong).

Agentsix · **Posted:** April 5th, 2006, 4:51 am

Ixzion wrote:

8. Sumisem, my pet
I would like to stroke you hard
but Lone would kill me.

Thats really funny

Well I wonder what would Lone do if you did such a thing. It would probably be this :mk

Ixzion · **Posted:** April 5th, 2006, 7:15 am

10. To dear, sweet Rodak,
You may suck me off, because
I am never wrong.

Heh.

Rodak · **Posted:** April 5th, 2006, 1:58 pm

Ixzion wrote:

I am never wrong.

Like Cleopatra
When she fell off of the barge
Poor, Poor Ixion

(When Cleopatra fell off of the barge she was in De Nile!)

{And that was more proper Haiku!}

Ixzion · **Posted:** April 5th, 2006, 4:24 pm

11. You insolent fool
You dare mock the great Ixzy?
*Super Dragon Punch!*

Rodak · **Posted:** April 6th, 2006, 5:19 am

R4)
Your Dragon Punch Missed
Missed Me, Missed Me, Now Ya Got...
Oh Wait, Nevermind!

R5)
This is the first time
I have had an argument
Solely in Haiku

Ixzion · **Posted:** April 11th, 2006, 10:06 pm

Your arguement is
busted. You're nothing but a
chump. Deal with it, beech.

Zombisem · **Posted:** April 13th, 2006, 3:52 pm

this is funny - an argument over haiku in haiku. >_>
what if ixzion just invented a new type of haiku? what then?

Rodak · **Posted:** April 14th, 2006, 6:37 am

R6

It would not be True
Pure Flowing 5 - 7 - 5
Rythm of Haiku

Fayorei · **Posted:** April 14th, 2006, 9:41 am

*head explodes*

Ixzion · **Posted:** April 14th, 2006, 4:30 pm

Fayorei's now dead
I hope you know this is your
fault. I hate you now.

Rodak · **Posted:** April 14th, 2006, 5:44 pm

Fayorei Was First
Know Ye The Wrath of Rodak!
Who Wants To Be Next?

Ixzion · **Posted:** April 14th, 2006, 6:35 pm

I will procede to
stop you, you villainous cur!
Run, everyone!

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