quest to stalk 12 girls of the playboy magazine. Hugh heffener relaxed as a.....

the story took a gigantic (and uber sneaky to be less time consuming) leap over the border and magically switched characters to create a whole new....

... reality show, which involved Ixzion trying to plead with Hell Hunter to let him...

... change bonanza's name back to Penis Wrinkle... O.O... in hopes that it would scare him into stopping all his earth shattering Richard Simmons impressions which were so scary everyone on the mag voted to send him to the Oprah show...

for a band new car. Oprah was giving away so much stuff she even gave George bush some reading tutorials. After that........

The penis punctured Bush from behind.
Bush was found crying in an alleyway with Hooked On Phonics books.
The secret-service then commenced in their use of him before returning him to the White House where he then gave a press conference with ripped and ravaged lothing, crying eyes, and a teddy bear in his hand.
The press thought all of this quite normal.

Cheney then tucked him into bed and sang him a goodnight song before turning out the light and letting the monsters come out of the closet to eat him.

... at which time Sen. John Kerry appeared in press conference, explained how he was in Vietnam, and also confessed, repeatedly throughout his speach, that Cheney's daughter is a lesbian. Shortly after the speach, Hilary arrived in a white lemo, and was told to give a speach. Needless to say, Hilary's speach went something like this: "I believe..."

That would've been a wonderful ending to the story.





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And no, I don't have anything to add........

Hell has risen over the new land, Bush welcomed it by offering toy soldiers as a scarifice. The demonic cage opened as Bush eye's grew bigger with amazement, he walked into the deep ravishing cave, it was wet, damp, sticky, with blood of the corpses that lie on the ground. Most of the bodies were piled into a organic ball made of flesh and entrails of human organs......

yeh, the story is kind of dying >___> buts its neverend right... so we can't end it... maybe it will get less lame later.

and no i can't htink of anything unlame to write so might as well say nothing.

Yeah, it's almost dead... poor thing... I think it was me who got it going again for a short burst about a week ago -- I saw it hadn't moved for almost a month (maybe less).

yeah, it kidn of died and got risen.. but now everyone has run out of ideas.. that was the last of the fuel for a while i guess.... good thread though. it has been a lot of fun ^.^
it will prolly get revived a few months down the road and be all happy again. things tend to go like that.

R.I.P. Never Ending Story.
You were sick and twisted, but we loved you.
May you rise again in bloody glory.

A new dark time arose from the ground, it was a new city. Yes a city filled with boy hungry cannibals and sick mothers who kill their children. Its like abortion but they were born.

^ and we see why it died >________>

...

R.I.P Thread. *pats thread*

^ really the reason its dead

^ turning this into another "say something about the guy above you" thread

Once Nwalterstorf found out he was a squirrell, he started to eat some nuts

__(vo.o)>°__

NWalterstorf: "I cannot digest these nuts!"

<i>Said NWalterstorf. So, NWalterstorf made his way over to the tree next door, and knocked on the door.</i>




__(vo.o)__|TREE|

NWalterstorf: "Hello? Hello? Is anyone there!?"

<i>Knock knock knock!</i>

<i>Just then, Hell Hunter answered.</i>



__(v.o.o)__(=.=v)_|

Hell Hunter: "WTF"



__(o.ov)__(=.=v)_|

NWalterstorf: "Um..."



__(vo.o)>__(=.=v)_|

NWalterstorf: "I was just wondering if you had any nuts."








__(vo.o)__(=.=v)_|










__(vo.o)_________|TREE|



<i>So then...</i>