So, what's the secret to my beat?
How did I get so damn elite?
Why it never ends in defeat
When my package is complete
Against everyone I meet
I'll make you tap your feet
And take it to the street
It's my special little treat
I'll give em' all anticipation
For my newest innovation
It's emancipation from your respiration
When I begin my demonstration
You'll be crying with elation
and soaked with perspiration
In every corner of this nation
But step up to the plate son
Yeah, yeah, climb on board
Though I doubt you can afford
The price (you'll need a hoard)
To take on these two lords
But if you think victory's assured
Then keep on moving forward
Watch out you might get gored
See, it may take a little luck
Not to be a sitting duck
And that's the point, it's the crux
So don't stand there in a tux
Mud slinging all your mucks
Cause you know, aw shucks
It sucks like an electrolux
Ha ha! I kept it clean
And that is what I mean
It's what gives that extra gleam
To my constant brilliant sheen
So bright I can't be seen
Even in this magazine
I do not need a team
To be the best that's ever been

She was a shorty
Her name was Bunny
She thought she was quite funny
She was a honey
But she took my money
And my car that's sporty
Now I'm sittin' on the curb
And I think you will observe
I'm feelin' quite disturbed
And just a little bit perturbed
Cause she left with out a word
No, not a sound could be heard
The b*tch made off with my cash
And my little herbal stash
She'll probably light it with a match
Make it hotter than her snatch
Or make brownies by the batch
Oh yeah, that was quite a catch
And if I ever catch her sorry ass
Damn quick; Her life I will dispatch.

Stop sending me the bill, Sallie Mae
You'll get every dollar and cent some day
I defer every time, but you people stil harass me
When am I going to pay you? Please, don't ask me

My hours suck, I need more money
No, this isn't meant to be funny
But give me a break for heaven's sake
It's 6 a.m, so do not wake

Me up for reminders
Or you will suffer
Sallie Mae ruins days
I am not a bluffer.

My lady is at home
and she's waitin' for my bone
She cries cause she's alone
I wish I could atone

I'm stuck between homes
One man, Two lives; split it seems
One's a boy, and one that's grown
Some times I wish it were a dream
I'm torn between lives
One man Two powerful desires
One that holds and one that drives
It burns my mind like wild fires

But I'm tryin' to save
Cause the streets aren't gold paved
And it seemed a fair trade
That's why the decision was made

Found out the reason is moot
Cause now there's a dispute
My folks are trying to give to me the boot
They want a piece of my loot

I'm stuck between homes
One man, Two lives; split it seems
One's a boy, and one that's grown
Some times I wish it were a dream
I'm torn between lives
One man Two powerful desires
One that holds and one that drives
It burns my mind like wild fires

15 dollars a night
To save a dollar on the pike
Damn, it just ain't f*cking right
I wonder should I fight?

I'm stuck between homes
One man, Two lives; split it seems
One's a boy, and one that's grown
Some times I wish it were a dream
I'm torn between lives
One man Two powerful desires
One that holds and one that drives
It burns my mind like wild fires

Wrecked habits are for maggots
It's tragic to happen
But Bon is still rappin'
Not giving a care

Rap battle justice
Two emcess trusted
To bring this topic down by the pull of your hair.