read the little train that could. After reading it he felt like he could do anything so he started another war. After the war against the pretzels he felt so proud he....

Bombed baghdad. After that he realized he had read the little train that could upside down, and that he was in fact a pawn to forces FAR more intelligent than him-but he didn't care, he just re-read the book and pressed the shiny red-button he loved so much, which caused...

every nuclear missile in america to be shot straight at china. the next panels shows 2 chinese military people saying "sh*t sh*t who is shooting us?" - "who cares fire missiles" then the petunia is like "oh god. not again" why the petunia thought this we shall never know but as george bush and china raged war against each other for the next thirty years Tuskan Raiders from space won lots of money betting on them and were able to buy real roles in the LucasArts industry. Pfifilltriggi on the other hand are short and kind of fat but smart than a lot of members of this site, thus george bush felt he had to do something about them, so he decided to ....

eat a pretzel, that didn't go to well. He choked on it for 7 hours then finnally he spat the pretzel out. After choking on the pretzel he got a glass of pepsi then ate the same pretzel he choked on and died. But after he died he was replaced by his clone whom was much dumber than he was. He tooked the pretzel from his dead corpse and ate it. Now a chain of pres. Bush deaths has happened in the white house. Only one man stopped it and that man was a hero. Who had a side kick named OW!. OW and OD thats what they called them. Later a man walked by and said....

"Hey OW and OD, what about the Pfifilltriggi? Since George Bush is now dead and gone, who will take care of them?"

OW and OD turned to the man, laughing, and began to sing (in the key of A minor, mind you)

"Oh, we don't really care about the Pfifilltriggi
all we want to do is drink sparkling cider full of glee
and if we see them walking down the street in shoes of gold
We'll kill them by feeding them hot dogs which are
covered in black mold."

At this, the man, whose name was Mr. Bultitude, took out his little blue led pocket flashlight and shone it in the air, shouting at the top of his lungs "...

"I like pickels! I like pickels! I like pickles!" OW and OD then looked at the man like he was stone drunk. Afterward, Mr. Bultitude thought OW and OD were pickles and thus lunged at them with his very sharp.......

prick. Yes, he did have a needle and called it by a very Old World name, but he did so. But he missed OD and stabbed OW in the....

ass. A dark cloud rose from OW's ass and caused people to...

pass out in a fit of rage. After the dark cloud dissappeared, a man from a movie series called Clones Gone Wild offered them a chance of a life time. They told them to......

eat pie with their feet so they will have immortality, but........

sadly the bad taste of the pie killed them and the immortality didn't kick in until after they were dead so they now have to spend eternity as Undead serving tons of whiney 12 year old in the World of Warcraft as NPC's that give out quests. A repetetive and neverending job since they will be around forever anyway. In WoW they met a gang of pirate dwarves hiding in the game until they are no longer well known and they can continue their pirating ways in the real world. They told OD and OW of many of their adventures before they were completely run out of the world.. one of which went like this....

Not long ago in the cave of Derregon
We searched for a large chest full of gold
As we approached, a thunderous roar above
turned our hearts to an icy frigid freezing chilly cold.

Standing still for hours
we dared not even twitch
which would have worked out fine
if our noses hadn't itched.

When we went to scratch them,
our enemies were seen.
They were two Frilly Flopcakes
with orange marmalade between.

We got up and we ran
to escape the sticky mess
and we will ne'er go back
I'm sorry to confess.

Open hearing that story, OD and OW were not very impressed with these so-called pirates and......

.....decided to throw moldy sandwiches and blue pizza at the pirates until the pirates said.........

"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, OD?" Everyone proceeded to chuckle, with fond memories of Gary Coleman in their heads.

The pirates looked at their watches, and realized that they were about to miss an episode of Sanford and Son, so they...

took the bus to their homes to watch Sanford and son except a episode of matlock was on for 24 hours. Meanwhile in another dimension OW killed OD in a battle of Yugioh. OW went to the store to pickup some groceries thats when he met his old enemy and ex lover.....

's new boyfriend's uncle's cat, Tiger (who just happened to be buying some canned meat for his owner). Upon seeing OW, Tiger's hair stood on end and a thin pink gel foamed between his teeth as...

Wiping the blood from his scaly rugged face, Killaku wonders around in a forest. Lost and confused Killaku gazes upon a village full of people. The small village contained mostly young males and females dressed like field workers. There were a couple of small children and one villager elder, with a smile on his face he rushed in like a wild dog attacking the weak first. The small children ran as far as they could but soon enough he caught them. The elder tried to cast an binding spell but the magic was too weak for Killaku. Killaku smiled sinisterly and then let out a loud cry that shattered the escaping villagers ears. Eye's glowing red he transformed into his second form, when the 2 of the villagers warriors appeared. One had a rope and a knife the other just had a sword. The first warrior charged at him with his sword, while he distracted the demon the second warrior chants a magic spell for his rope. Killaku was unaware of the the spell, so he grab the sword with his bare hands and crushes the sword. He then punched the warrior across the field, while his body was still flying towards the field Killaku quickly springs into his direction. He gives him a punch, kick, and a uppercut, when the warrior was about to fall Killaku grabbed his neck, bite down on part of his skull and threw him to the ground. The second warrior cast a magic rope around Killaku's body, twisting around every ligament and joint. He was completely tied up, the second warrior told him that he shouldn't of came to this town. The warrior took his knife and stabbed killaku in the heart. Not knowing what more harm that he had done to Killaku, the warrior backed away from his body. 4 seconds later Killaku's body was emitting a green light, he suddenly broke the ropes and grapsed his sword from nowhere and slices the warriors body up into pieces. There were 4 villagers left but they were at least a mile away. For that day he let them escape while his body returns to its normal state he walks to somewhere with fighters. A man saw what had happened so he ran away, he ran very far away from the village. While lying on a ground someone spotted his body and then .................................................

...a psychopath named Bobnick appeared out of nowhere and bellowed "I LIKE SOUP!"...

so Tiger decided to also buy some soup for his master in repentence for taking so long at the grocery store with all his daydreaming.
but on the way home he got run over by a crazy old blind lady driving down the sidewalk at 300 million Km/H while at home the master was silently wondering....

where he had put his genitals. Eventually, he decided to go bowling instead, and so he wandered out into the middle of the road to wait for a bus...

OW and OD wandered past on the other side of the road, carrying a pitchfork and a bucket full of lost souls. They carried them very carefully up the hill to the internet cafe, where they found Clint Eastwood smoking a peanut butter sandwich. Then quickly, they.....