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insultobot · **Posted:** January 8th, 2012, 4:10 am

Faeus just brought home a lady friend. It really bothers me. I mean, seriously, what if there aren't enough eggs for all of us in the morning? I refuse to have cereal on my day off. She can have eggs, but he better not think he can have any.

Maybe I'll have pancakes too.

ShadowFox1001 · **Posted:** January 8th, 2012, 10:39 am

How does she like her eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

insultobot · **Posted:** January 8th, 2012, 5:10 pm

Turns out, Orange + Cooking Oil + Knife = Candle

Just cut the orange in half, remove the slices, leave the white stem fiber in the center to act like a wick, fill with any cooking oil, wet the wick with oil, light, use second half as a top after thinning the inside to just the rind.

Stythe · **Posted:** January 9th, 2012, 10:59 pm

THE FAULT IN OUR STARS.

LANTIS, IM LOOKING AT YOU.

Lantis · **Posted:** January 10th, 2012, 12:04 am

Quote:

Your Amazon.com order of "The Fault in Our Stars" has shipped!

Hello James House,

Thank you for shopping with us. We thought you'd like to know that we shipped your item(s), and that this completes your order. Your order is on its way, and can no longer be changed. If you need to return an item from this shipment or manage other orders, please visit Your Orders on Amazon.com.
Your estimated delivery date is:

Friday, January 13, 2012
Track your package Your order was sent to:

Jay House
**************
*******************
United States

Preordered it months ago. I'm hoping for a Hanklerfish.

Stythe · **Posted:** January 10th, 2012, 12:24 am

Not thinking high enough.

THIS WAS THE FIRST ONE.

or

THIS WAS THE LAST ONE.

Me also preordered many moons ago. :3

Bonanza · **Posted:** January 10th, 2012, 2:40 pm

Afternoon, thread.

Stythe · **Posted:** January 10th, 2012, 2:41 pm

Hi brandon.

I'M A HAMMER.

Bonanza · **Posted:** January 10th, 2012, 3:08 pm

Play a 50 CENT track!

Stythe · **Posted:** January 10th, 2012, 3:22 pm

Need a jukebox.

Never mind.

Bonanza · **Posted:** January 12th, 2012, 12:53 am

Moot face.

Lantis · **Posted:** January 12th, 2012, 12:53 pm

Bonanza · **Posted:** January 16th, 2012, 11:45 am

Morning, y'all.

fruple · **Posted:** January 16th, 2012, 2:33 pm

Why is it when I'm with native Dutch speakers like all the words I can think of are in English, but when I'm talking to people from the States online, Dutch words pop up? REVERSE, DAMN YOU

insultobot · **Posted:** January 16th, 2012, 5:46 pm

An ant crawled under my keyboard but I have it under ctrl

Stythe · **Posted:** January 17th, 2012, 8:31 pm

My copy of TFiOS came today! No hanklerfish or anything special :< OH WELL!

SarahsKnight · **Posted:** January 18th, 2012, 3:08 am

Quote:

but I have it under ctrl

... I finally just got the joke, insulta.

insultobot · **Posted:** January 18th, 2012, 9:38 am

Yeah, I just decided to give it some space. The alt would have been ugly.

My signed copy of TFiOS arrived a couple days ago. Wife assumed it was for her so I was all, "Of course I thought of you and bought you a book because I care."

Lantis · **Posted:** January 18th, 2012, 10:46 am

My book had a purple signature. Nothing else.

Stythe · **Posted:** January 18th, 2012, 11:03 am

Mine is green. Fitting.

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