there was a glitch in the matrix and in giant bold letter of fury the number "404" flashed past everyones eyes. And then, suddenly a small alert box popped up - "Real Face Not Found. Please try again later" - our heros tentatively hit the OK button... and up popped another one! then another.. and another... and ...well im sure we all know where this is going... four hours later...

the intrepid trio heard a voice, quiet at first, but growing in volume. It was Peter!
From the internet he leapt forth, but due to a variant in the time-flux he had become 45 years old. What he didnt know was that he was also his own father, but that of course is a different story altogether.
He looked about Never ever land and was not afraid. turning to our heroes, he said...

HOLY sh*t!!! MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!

Upon the utterance of those words, the rules of the land took effect. A giant bottle of ivory dishsoap was flung across the sky and lodged itself into Peter's mouth. (The rules of the land stated that anyone over 40 years old who uttered the words "Michael Jackson" must have have a thorough mouth cleaning.) At this sight, Silver Surfer and Chrssy began to giggle uncontrollably. The two other worldly ladies took their tin box with the etched gems (the meaning of which we may never know) and poured out the contents... thirteen pounds of blue sand. And faceless Michael Jackson just stood there motionless. With an unexplainable fear of blue sand, Bonanza Wire, unable to move, said these words,...

"well gosh darnit when i turn forty i aint neva gonna think bout that ther jackson fella eva 'gain!" as the pounds of blue sand had turned everyone there into HICKS! Before they knew what was happening they were all transported magically (another anomally of the blue sand) into a cheesy rodeo hick town, little did they know of the audience watching this play but they began to play. Now if you have ever seen Snoopy's band you would know what I am talking about, but signifigantly worse given that they were short a few people and nobody had a drum kit. In fact they did such a bad mock up of it that it caused an uproar in the audience....

*chuckles at thought of Bonanzahick*

that the mayor, of this town of Prairie Home Pop. 289, called in Kenny Chesney-where at this point came the culmination of a mission long floundering in vagrant attempts. A bullet soared and the insatiably ignorant country singer fell, but not before turning a glance at the assasin-a fat purple toad, who hopped down from the stands to...

..get his stardome across the world! so he can become the famous fat purple toad that was special. but then he saw that country singer thing... he shot him...then he hopped up to the stage and said...

Nothing I could understand. Cause Jeremiah was a bullfrog, and a good friend of mine, though I never understood a single word he said-he had some mighty fine wine. But before he could begin his soon to be famous act (in spite the language barrier) the hics began to scream:

as if they were getting run over by a thousand harvesters with extra sharp blades and spikes coming out of the wheels. Then they all shed blood like that was actually happening and it was so much blood that it started filling up the room...

And Freddy Krugar appeared laughing maniacally at the hics he was so mercilessly slaughtering. Then he fell to one knee before the toad and asked it to marry him-and with a ribbit the bells of joy sounded in their hearts...that is until the honeymoon. Freddy was unaware of Puple Toads's...

Puple Toad's tentacles...(Yes, the tentacles...)

which had REALLY BIG SPIKEY THINGS COMING OUT OF THEM! but luckily freddy could not die from that but he decided not to marry Puple Toad because prior to what he had first though, Toad was not Purple, but instead Puple - and spikes are not good on honeymoons. If you know what I mean. So Freddy Krueger ran off to go find someone else to marry in the great kingdom of ...

......Dragostea, where Freddy fell in love with a box of lemons named Grainice.....

As fate would have it, our spikey-tentacled pu_ple toad had met Grainice several years before at a Chocolate Milk Lover's convention, at which Grainice had dropped a painted pewter keychain . Thinking what a perfect opportunity this would be to return the keychain (which just happened to have Grainice's address in Dragostea printed on its back), our toad set out on its (her) way to find the happy newlyweds...

toaster oven. You see, no one likes to receive a toaster when they get married, so they threw it out. When they arrived at Dragostea, the Numa Numa song filled the air. Panicking, they...

went to an insane asylum with general Bison. Suddenly a tentacle grabbed this girl named...

Suzy and followed her to a lamp-post were they...

found poor old Mr. Tumnus, who was experiencing a time of deep depression as a result of thinking he would lose the bet he'd made to his wife that he would see a daughter of Eve before dusk. Upon realizing that Lucy was one, Mr. Tumnus began to yell and scream. Our puple frog, whose tentacle was wrapped around Suzy, did not like the loud screams of glee and decided to do the one thing it could, so...

she went into a locked room with the tentacle for 5 hours. When she came out she was tired and cold thats when another tentacle came out and grab geroge bush's leg. The tentacle dragged him into a room and interrogate him about.....

where this story is going and what IS the point??!?! They were also curious as to where it was going, and if there would be an end, or would it keep people in suspense, reading on forever and ever. after a long and drawn out interrogation the tentacles went into a side room to confer, leaving George Bush alone for a paltry five minutes, but in those five minutes he managed to...