100 things we've learned from movies (a forum game)

Drew · **Posted:** September 14th, 2010, 11:13 am

69. Samuel Jackson is tired of mother clucking snakes on a mother clucking plane.

SarahsKnight · **Posted:** September 14th, 2010, 8:30 pm

68. If you are the protagonist in any sort of action movie (even if you are a mere child), you are already essentially bulletproof without even needing to wear the vest, no matter how many bad guys you are up against at once.

Lantis · **Posted:** September 14th, 2010, 10:20 pm

67. Six round revolvers can shoot at least twenty rounds before having to be reloaded.

Bonanza · **Posted:** September 14th, 2010, 11:45 pm

66. Christopher Nolan makes good movies.

65. M. Night Shyamalan makes bad ones.

ErikaFuzzbottom · **Posted:** September 15th, 2010, 7:35 am

64. Bad guys with guns are near-sighted.

63. If you happen to be in any sort of action/disaster/survival movie, you have a 1 out of 5 chance of making it to the end.

Lantis · **Posted:** September 15th, 2010, 9:18 am

62. If someone shouts "garbage day" to you, you are about to be shot.

Drew · **Posted:** September 15th, 2010, 9:23 am

61. Micheal Cera has no personality.

Lantis · **Posted:** September 15th, 2010, 9:36 am

60. It is socially acceptable to segway a conversation from just about anything into asking how well someone's sex life is.

Ixzion · **Posted:** September 15th, 2010, 5:33 pm

59. It is possible to be torn a pot.

Jamos · **Posted:** September 15th, 2010, 10:32 pm

58. If it exists it explodes.

57. One shot, no matter where it is on the body, will take out an enemy. (The exception is the main villian.)

ErikaFuzzbottom · **Posted:** September 15th, 2010, 10:55 pm

56. Playing video games consists of frantically mashing every button on the controller while dancing in your seat.

Lantis · **Posted:** September 16th, 2010, 10:09 am

HA! Good one.

55. If you are playing a sport, the last game you play for the season will always be perfectly tied till the last few seconds of the game.

Bonanza · **Posted:** September 16th, 2010, 11:37 am

54. Morgan Freeman hasn't aged in 20 years. Keanu Reeves hasn't aged in 15 years.

ErikaFuzzbottom · **Posted:** September 16th, 2010, 11:56 am

53. Nobody can agree on what an elf looks like.

vanquish3000 · **Posted:** September 16th, 2010, 11:59 am

52. A Lemarchand box is a box that can only be opened through some obscure or complicated series of manipulations, then Cenobites come forth to take whoever opened the box back to their world, delivering an eternity of torture.

Bonanza · **Posted:** September 16th, 2010, 4:34 pm

51. Vengeance is FUTILE!

Ixzion · **Posted:** September 16th, 2010, 5:56 pm

50. One bad dream can turn you to the Dark Side.

ErikaFuzzbottom · **Posted:** September 16th, 2010, 6:31 pm

49. With great power comes great responsability.

Bonanza · **Posted:** September 17th, 2010, 9:23 am

48. Heartfelt and uplifting speeches given near the end of the movie are always met with gargantuan applause.

ShadowFox1001 · **Posted:** September 17th, 2010, 3:14 pm

47. If you are the protagonist of the story or a story, you can outrun anything by either:

a) Being faster than the vehicle or person or
b) Impeding the progress of the person or thing tailing you.

It does not matter what it is, as you will always escape.

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