Recording to come later.

Here is the first verse.

Verse

No poon-tang is an average day
Doing part-time work for a meager pay
And every female I encounter say
My profession is a joke and they’d rather stay

With a guy makin’ dough like an athlete
Buy ‘em really fresh whips and a snack to eat
Offering their bodies is the act they preach
Get infected or they pregnant is catastrophe

Now am I supposed to care
About the people who shared
The consequences of their
Unlucky situation?

I’m stuck in a chair
I can’t answer your prayer
‘Cause I didn’t prepare
For a remediation

Fine, look: you shoulda been patient
‘Stead of going head-first into fornication
This is very keen information
But I’m gonna get ignored, so my time was wasted

Here's the demo. Tell me what you think.