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PostPosted: September 14th, 2010, 9:43 am 
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List some of the worst titles you've ever heard for video games.

Here's a few off the top of my head:

Infinite Undiscovery
Holy Invasion of Privacy, Badman! What Did I Do To Deserve This?
Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep
Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzonoha vs The Soulless Army
Ehrgeiz: God Bless the Ring
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Ehrgeiz: God Bless the Ring


Oh, I definitely second that one. The sub-title was the first thing I noticed about this game, period, how retarded it sounded ... as if "Ehrgeiz" by itself wasn't questionable enough in the first place.



The only one I can think of at the moment is:

Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together.

... What the heck?


Actually, no. Pretty much all three Xenosaga titles sound pretty stupid, too, and it's really all because of the fact that the subtitles are in German (I think it's German).

Episode I - "Der Willr Zur Macht"

Episode II - "Jenseits von Gut und Bose"

Episode III - "Also sprach Zarathustra"

... 'Would've all sounded a lot better had they just went straight to English: 1) "The Will to Power", 2) "Beyond Good and Evil", and even 3) "Thus Spoke Zarathustra (whoever that is)" would have sounded better.

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PostPosted: September 14th, 2010, 11:03 am 
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Oh, man those are some good ones. I had completely forgot that Xenosaga even HAD subtitles. Also, I'm amused that Xenosaga II's subtitle is also the name of a completely different game... and an awesome one at that.

Oh and I forgot another Kingdom Hearts title.... Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days.

I don't even know how to say that. Is it supposed to be 'divided by' or 'slash?'

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Bite me, Ix.

Acre-Age isn't all that cool either, you know.


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Well, that title was never supposed to be a serious one. Hence why it's not called that anymore.

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Sequel confusion, right there. Actually, here's another one that's similar:

Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People - Episode 4: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective


Oh, and here's a good one:
Ulimate Story

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Tobal No. 1

I've heard it's a great game, but the title...

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Gosh, that's hard to say.

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Really the only good Ogre Battle/Tactics Ogre title is Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen, which has nothing to do with the game itself, it's just stolen from the band Queen.

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Yeah, I know. It does sound cool, but if there's no reasoning behind the title, other than just to sound cool ....

At first I always thought the "Black Queen" in the title was referring to Empress Endora, but that still seems a bit of a stretch.


Actually, what about Sonic Heroes and Megaman Soccer?

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