A Chinese kid in a net cafe in the Chinese province of Jilin was useing a hack in Counter Strike were other players can't mele attack you. A group of teens in the cafe noticed the kid was using the wall hack and confronted him. A fight broke out, and the 17-year-old cheater ended up with a knife lodged in his skull, but don't worry kids he survived(somehow).

According to doctors, the blade missed major arteries, which kept him from hemorrhaging, and managed to somehow avoid affecting motor skills even though the blade passed through areas that handle those functions.


Actual x-ray:


Holy crap.

Sources:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/vi ... d-in-Brain

http://www.qj.net/qjnet/games-for-windo ... ation.html

(second link contains picture of opperation.)

Over a video game. What a bunch of faegs. Seriously.

This emote needs to be larger for cases like this:

Just for you:

Yeah, that works.

And the moral of the story kiddies is; play fair, and get pwned like a man, or well, or a bunch of pissed off N00Bs will

.... So the Chinese can freak out over video games, too. 'Sort of makes you lose a little more faith in humanity.

We only use words, though.

Oh. I see. I finally find a legitimately clever use for the stab you in the face emote and no one laughs. Ok. yeah.

My observational humor is wasted on you people.