Ix's Street Fighter IV hatemail

Ixzion · **Posted:** September 21st, 2009, 4:07 pm

I figure since I've wanted to clean out my inbox, I would post some of the funniest stuff ever sent to me after a match in Street Fighter IV.

Against a fireball spamming Ryu, where I simply decided to charge my Revenge meter to full and Ultra from full-screen:

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terrible fight. you bored the hell out of everyone over here watching. goodyou won, you were playing a 13 year old girl

I don't remember:

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jajajajaajaja palomo mamaguervo

Anyone know what that is?

Again don't remember:

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f*ck you bastard

Funny in how much is written. I usually get diatribes, but this was fresh.

Mad because I wasn't gonna keep running into his Dragon Punches and instead swept each time he DP'd:

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CHICKENSHI-

This one is a little different. I actually got lucky-punched by this kid with C. Viper and the response:

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You just got a taste of the Viper's venom.

This cracked me and my sis up for like 10 minutes. The dude was crazy.

Beat him fair and square, but...

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you f*cking cheater cig

I don't know which one I am.

Spamming E. Honda with a Sumo Splash, where I was tired of taking it and threw him out of the air:

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dis online system know it can cheat 4 yall. ive never seen chun li throw honda out the air from an EX sumo splash, bullsh*t SYSTEM

Excuses...

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it must have been the lag or my pad but my kicks were delayed

Note: I use a pad and I have 5 green bars.

This is it:

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japanese character here

That's all it had in it.

Against a Dragon Punch-spammer

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what were u waiting for, to throw again noob

I figured I didn't need to try anything different if he wasn't.

I sent him a message telling him about this, to which he said:

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all you did was panic and start throwing in the other round

But...I won the first round. Why would I panic?

After a match:

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i hate that b*tch

I love her.

In a player match against someone using pure shoto-clones:

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pick someone else You Suck dick

I Love Irony.

Lantis · **Posted:** September 21st, 2009, 4:22 pm

That last one was hillarious. Ken, Akuma, Ryu, Dan, Sakura, ect... they are all the freaking same. Sure there are differences in Ultras. And yes, their attacks do SLIGHTLY varry, but in all they are the same character.

I've always wondered how SF got away with this, btw. Specially with fighters like BlazBlue out ther that have insanely different characters clear across the board.

insultobot · **Posted:** September 22nd, 2009, 11:53 am

Ixzion wrote:

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jajajajaajaja palomo mamaguervo

Anyone know what that is?

I think "hahahahaahaha pigeon sucks penis"

Bonanza · **Posted:** September 23rd, 2009, 10:56 am

Man, Ix. Your opp. got some problems.

Ixzion · **Posted:** September 23rd, 2009, 3:51 pm

Well, pigeons do suck.

Duel · **Posted:** September 23rd, 2009, 5:41 pm

This is pretty much my favorite part of playing any SF game online. I've played SF IV for quite a bit and hardly got any hatemail, but I get the most hatemail off of SFII Turbo HD Remix.

TheGnasher · **Posted:** September 23rd, 2009, 7:27 pm

What is wrong with people? Damn.

Guarionex · **Posted:** September 23rd, 2009, 11:27 pm

insultobot wrote:

Ixzion wrote:

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jajajajaajaja palomo mamaguervo

Anyone know what that is?

I think "hahahahaahaha pigeon sucks penis"

Yeah, palomo is a male pigeon, but in this context it means chump, fool, etc.
So basically, you could say he called you a stupid... penis sucker

Ixzion · **Posted:** September 23rd, 2009, 11:53 pm

Oh, good. I'd hate to be a smart one of those.

Kajakfaucon · **Posted:** October 1st, 2009, 5:51 pm

@Lantis - But I love Sakura

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