Now, a reasonable person would assume that Torch Man would be somewhere, well, fiery. You know, like say, a volcano. Or a kiln. Or that oil tanker we were just on that was filled with burning oil barrels. ... Or that section of Sears where they have all the home grills lined up on a faux patio adorned with delicious plastic steaks. But Torch Man resides in none of these places.

SNAILBAT. Oh come on, it's like they're not even f*cking trying!

In most of the classic Mega Man games, water-based levels find Mega Man slowly treading along the bottom of the screen, hoping that he doesn't have to jump, because he jumps abnormally high underwater and some asshole has lined the ceiling with spikes.