Well, since were pointing these things out:

Yoshi's Island - A dinosaur-thing who eats random enemies just to... uh, (I'm trying to find a better word that 'poop') them out to use as projectiles for other enemies. Said dinosaur is carrying a baby, of all things, through stages where you fight inside a frogs stomach as well as other peculiar bosses.

And you do this to get baby mario and luigi to their parents, because the storked failed to do so...

This game is the strangest diversion of sex ever. That's not were babies come from!

Personally I always liked the idea that they came from Brooklyn better.

and wtf is with megaman!?! You play as a robot that was built by a lonely man whose lover Dr. Wily ran off and tried to kill him and take over the world. Megaman is Dr. Lights's pleasure machine

Oh please. Nowhere in the games does it even hint at that. At least the Mario World stuff is true. Well, except for the mushrooms on steroids part.

well that whats the story looks like. it freaks me out a little.