From Issue 1.1
I never have and never will.
Altoecko
Rob: YOU HAVE MADE THE MOST CLEVER RESPONSE I COULD EVER THINK OF, I NOW SHOULD CHANGE THE QUESTION TO "WHY DO YOU WORSHIP ALTOECKO?" BECAUSE YOU ARE SO WITTY AND FUNNY. I LOVE YOU, HAVE MY BABIES.
Ixzy: And who are you talking to, now? I sorta zoned out.
Rob: Well, alt, duh.
Ixzy: Oh, sorry. I R st00ped.
Rob: Yes, yes you are. You are very st00ped.
Ixzy: But not as stupid as you are for hosting this column with me.
Rob: True.
Ixzy: Score! >:p
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From Issue 1.2:
Well, I just found out one of my best friends liked me more than a friend. She's loved me for quite awhile. And she sent me her secret diary with her feelings about me...
I never knew anyone could care for me like that. Ever.
And so, I realized that deep down, I liked her too.
And so, now we're not going out, but it's mutual love.
-goten
Rob: EXPLODE HER PANTIES.
Ixzy: How absolutely intelligent, Rob. Take many brain cells to come up with that response?
Rob: HEHEHEH. UNDERWEAR IS FUNNY.
EXPLOSIONS ARE COOL.
Ixzy: Well, I believe you have snapped, Rob. No longer are you cool, smart and cynical; you're just retarded.
Rob: Okay.
Ixzy: I rest my case.
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From Issue 1.3:
Fuckign retards.
-Altoecko
Rob: Okay.
Ixzy: *sigh* If you're going to call someone a retard, then at least SPELL IT CORRECTLY. Retard.
Rob: You can't really expect much from Alt, though.
Ixzy: It's just too bad that he got dropped on his head as a child. *shakes head*
Rob: No it isn't. I did that on purpose.
Ixzy: Don't you have any compassion in you, Rob?
Rob: No.
Ixzy: I weep for our future. ;_;
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From Issue 2.1:
What's the secret behind HyperSonicSpeed's greatness?
-HyperSonicSpeed
Rob: Sulphate, I guess.
Ixzy: Yes. Or Magnesium Phosphate, perhaps?
Rob: No. See, Sulphate is SPEED. For Christ sake. I've been hoping somebody would get that someday, but I geuss I'll have to say it myself. It was a wordplay. I thought it was pretty clever.
Ixzy: Don't you go waving your high school education in my face!
Rob: Was that another wordplay?
Ixzy: What's wordplay? A play on words?
Rob: Well, yeah.
Ixzy: I don't understand.
Rob: That wouldn't have been one though. It would have been a...metaphor? Well, see, you said highschool education. Meaning education of drugs. It would have been pretty funny had you done it intentionally.
Ixzy: Oh! Lol.
Rob: But now it kind of sucks.
Ixzy: Let's edit it up to sound good.
Rob: No, I like it better this way. It makes you look stupid.
Ixzy: Aww. I hate this game!
Rob: Another victory for me.
Ixzy: A winner is you!
Rob: Yeah, that.
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From Issue 2.2:
Nothing... there was none.
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From Issue 2.3:
Reader: Fayorei
Response:
Gave up on it? Me? Not yet. I just hiatused it. Yay loopholes!
Certainly wasn't for RPGM2, I sold that.
Ixzion's Response to: Fay or Ray
Response:
Wow, you're the only person so far who hasn't pissed me off too much. Have a handshake!
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From Issue 3.1:
Reader: Regal
Response:
me, for bothering to read this...
OblivionWolf's Response to: Brokeback Regal
Response:
Are you saying RV isn't worth your time?! INSULTING MY MAGAZINE?! SON OF A---! *We're sorry, we are currently experiencing a temporary loss of service. Have a nice day.*
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From Issue 3.2:
Reader: Kratos Aurion
Response:
So he could get the complete fried chicken, watermelon, and cornbread special.
Ixzion's Response to: Dawn
Response:
Yum! That sounds really tasty!
Yes, we site heads do love all of that stuff. But he's a site head, too, so it's okay.
(I chose this not based on it's humor, but rather the fact that I was using a racist reference and of course, he went along with it. It mkaes me giggle)
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From Issue 3.3:
I don't own it....
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From Issue 4.1:
Ixzion's Response to: Beeble
Response:
A good art critic like myself can never give a low grade to a cherished childhood mascot screaming for boobies.
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