I'm going to try to be here more often, and I know I have been in a bit of pickle lately, so if you got a question, ask here.

Is it true that your fetish for satin and silk has left your mind and a new craving has appeared?

I never had that fetish, you fool! Just the jugs...big, squishy jugs....jesus, wheres a woman when you need one?

Is it true that you never been touched?

not sexually

touched by an angel bonanza?

touched by sumisem?

No, you are indeed wrong. I've been touched by lots of poeple.....through your advice that keeps me grounded every single day.



Then I guess the angel must be you *wink*



All the time, man. All the time.

*glances as Sumisem*

...

Why is there brail on vending machines and ATMs?

Why do you drive on the parkway and park on a drive way?

Because, you sniveling fool, Blind people have to eat, drink and spend money just as much as poeple who can see. *hiss*



Because I can. Shaddup.

But how are they going to know what they are doing when they can't see what's actually in the vending machine or can't read the ATM monitor?

That's entirely up to you. Lantis, I offically order you to handle that situation.

What would you say to Ixzion dopple gangar becoming an admin?

Why is chrssy standing in a room full of black strippers working for 3 dollars a dance?

Whats your gods name?

Inspired by Hell's 3rd question: When is the second coming of Christ?

There's no what if about it. It will never happen.



Wait....she's a stripper now? *BOOKS A FIRST CLASS FLIGHT TO CANADA*



Uh.....God....also known as Heavenly Father.



October 22, 2050.

1) don't you find it surprising when you wake up and think to yourself;

'my god, its 6 in the morning, i'm getting ready for another monotonous day, everyone around me will no doubt be talking about their own lives, from which i am totally and perhaps mercifully disconnected, and the only thing i have to look forward to today is the slap-up TV dinner and solo late night movie watching after work. what the hell did i do so wrong as to end up in this dreary, sterilised, for the home user version of Dante's inferno?'

2) leading questions are great, aren't they?

What the hell is this?



And there's only one way it has kids/pups/things... I don't think I even want to ask what I'm thinking right now...

^ that is frightening

Ninja's or Pirates??
XD

goth I told you your babies didn't want to be seen

No, I do not...because I am in college.



Yes, but because of your first question, I now hate them.



George Bush's true wife.



Pirates, because Maddox kicks ass.