welcome to super action anime fever seizure rpgmmag news channel 3.

today Kittykicker has posted a post of so called "hot and naked". The department of motor vehicles say that they wont allow such a stamy post and they said that they would fine her $60 dollars in monopoly money.

in other news hell hunter has built a time machine and went into the future 40 years, he came back saying the future was bright.....cause now every porno site is free.

also dragyone is stuck in a tree. police say they will need 3 firetrucks to get him down.

and now our top story. Genji has now solved the cheese shortage. if you dont know, the cheese shortage had a major impact in the stock market which in result, made it crash. genji has stated that he stole cheese from a cheese factory. Police officials have dropped charges for genji's heroism.

thank you for reading todays headlines.

I am Duelpro, and goodnight or day or watever freakin part of the world you live in.

So like how much is the crack your selling Duelpro?
You always come out with some crazy sh*t.
I think I like the post about Draygone. Its about time
that I hear about a dog up in a tree. Insted of a kitty.
With his dog looking sig and all.
Yes, Draygone. I know that is a pic of Gannon from zelda. Gannon is supost to be a pig like animal.
I see no pig in your dog sig. Give him a kiss for me. Heres a Milk bone.

Dragon, not dog. And I'm pefectly capable of flapping out of these trees on my own.

Oh so its kinda like the luck dragon from "the never ending story" Movie. That dragon looked like a dog too.

I imagine Daygone exactly like that one pokemon... I forgot the name... it's a Dragon/Ground one, last of Trapinch's evos... Looks like a dragonfly... Argh! Totally forgot the name now.

I dred what hes going to say next.

crzt shiz rocks.......Like mountain dew!!!!!!!!!!!

He was a dragon?

And actually, I'd say I'm more of a raccoon with wings.

^ Wow, your just a multi flying animal. I'm suprised no one tried shooting you down to run tests. Like they do too all strange wild life.

http://pokedex.pokedream.com/pokedex.php?id=330

That's you, Draygone. =P

In todays news Duelpro has 30 spam accounts

Ah! Yea, I can beleave that.

Don't forget the news that, he stole a can of Dew
from walmart and got away with it. Dews
are too cheap to jail him for it.

hahahaha

Which is one reason why humanity sucks.

I'm with you full heartedly on that.

Yeah, me too.

Mankind sucks when it wants to...

You have all this news, and I'm not mentioned? You suck.

I always that that no news was good news?

The only thing worse than being talked about, is NOT being talked about...

I have not hurd that one.