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Lantis · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:38 pm

why is it that a quare a rectangle, but a rectangle not a square?

myoky · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:39 pm

Because a square must have all equal sides.

Zombisem · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:39 pm

becuase a rectangle is a superclass whereas a square is a subclass and must inherit from it's superclass.

Lantis · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:40 pm

Why is bologna round and bread square?

Zombisem · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:42 pm

because bologna is supposed to go on bagels.

myoky · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:42 pm

because it just is.

Lantis · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:43 pm

Why do hotdogs come in packages of 10 and the bun in packages of 8?

Zombisem · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:45 pm

because 2 are supposed to be for the dog.

Lantis · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:48 pm

What happens to your lap when you stand up?

myoky · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:49 pm

disappears

Lantis · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:49 pm

Where does it go?

Zombisem · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:50 pm

lap.degree = 90;

myoky · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:50 pm

inside your body.

Lantis · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:51 pm

I like Sumisem's better...

Why is it you park in a drive way and drive down streets with names such as "parkway"

myoky · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:52 pm

Because the world is crazy.

Zombisem · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:54 pm

it probably means there is a park as in nature down the street and not park as in car and you park in a driveway because you are simply too lazy to clean out the garage.

Lantis · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:54 pm

Why does a OBGYN leave the room so that a woman can change into that garb when he's going to... well... you know.

Zombisem · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:56 pm

because going to one is traumatizing enough without him oogling you as you change. he would be trying ot be respectful.

Lantis · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:57 pm

Why is their brail on vending machines when blind people can't see what the item is in the first place?

myoky · **Posted:** August 29th, 2006, 5:58 pm

there is?

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