Finally, I hate myself. If I've missed anyone up to this point, then I apologize: I f*cking hate you, too.

However, I must talk about how much I hate myself. Is my self-loathing what triggered my string of endless hatefests against the members of this site? And if it is, then in what ways could I improve the situation?

Oh, and whoever changed my topic title, I will find you, and thrust my meat cannon through your ears and literally f*ck your brains out.

I digress, I must look inside myself for an answer to this abominable hatred. I hope that one of you here would extend your hand and help me get out of the darkness of my soul into the light of friendship, fairness, and good will.

Have I finally turned a new leaf?

Hahahahahaha, f*ck no, you stupid p*ssy.

Alas, who whilst be the one to save me from myself? And who will be the first to realize that this has all been a joke?

Thanks for listening.

-Ixzion

*is the last to realise this was all a joke*

A to the MIzzen. (Amen for short.)

We would have to be pretty stupid to know its a joke

not*

i assume thats what you're saying, anyway.

i couldve just gone completely randomly off topic there, but no....

im so honest. guess thats why Ixz loves me so much.

Atcually I left the not out to make a dumb point. fair enough.

heh...

i figured. but only after i clicked post.

and then i was like... well hey, whatever

Oh well we see who he hates the most. It was the first one in the thread.

oh. ITS OVER!>? WTF MANG. GET THIS sh*t STARTED motherf*cker.

LMAO

CENSOR BYPASS

THAT wasnt a censor bypass. >_> someone just didnt censor it.

yes it was.

we all saw you.


go put some clothes on, you should be ashamed.

but i thought we were having chicken to eat out...

...

sure you did.

taizon, take her away

we are but you can't be naked for use to cook I mean for us to have dinner

well, to return to the point before we engage in pointless pron...

Ixz hates us all.

meh.

If he did he would give us dumb titles like magonian's b*tch

... havent you looked at your title recently?

Magonian Legend, and I'm still something much more

yeah... just thought id make you look

and we dont care if you're Ixz's lovechild.