weird thing happened on my way home... I live in a small city about an hour outside of vancouver... so with traffic etc it prolly takes 2 hours to get to the ocean... i guess maybe 1 for a bird.. 1 to 1.5 for a bird to get from there to here. god knows why a bird would want to get from there to here. but as i was biking home, i nearly had a seashell drop on my head. >___> a SEASHELL .. in the middle of Abbotsford... i assume that a bird dropped it since there wasn't exactly any people around... and why on earth would someone go find a seashell to come back to abbotsford to throw it at a random biker.. yeah right. so like some bird carried this shell all the way here? and then dropped it.... and didn't pick it up... at least not while i was in the vicinity.. like wtf.. twas weird. so i made a whole topic about it. because im that cool. and yes, in fact, i DO wear mittens and a winter jacket in this blazing hot weather. *glares at friend from school making fun of me -.-*

After deciphering that message a bird dropped something on your head and you were like wtf.

at least he didnt sh*t on ur head right?

Or in your mouth. That would be something to explain.

*tries to picture the pages of babble that would come of such an occurence*

Write a book about it.

>_____> the POINT is that it was a SEASHELL... in ABBOTSFORD... quite a ways from the OCEAN.... a SEASHELL...

kids.

*hands her a quill*

8th wonder of the world.

Apparently, there was magic afoot.

Another point is that if anyone of us had heard of abbotsford before meeting I'd be quite shocked.
Nigh, flabbergasted.
Yes, gasted with flabber I tell you.

Your topic needs flair, your mild bout with insanity and crustacean life-forms is nice, but step it up girl, come on

G O GO GO GO OGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

Rofl.

I would've liked to see Sumisem's face when she saw it was a seashell. "OMFG!!! What the ****!?!? A freakinn' SEASHELL just landed on my mother ****ing head!"

I could totally see her getting bombastic.
Seriously, flinging rocks at the bird, beating passerbys with her bike, smacking any mimes in the vicinity, etc.

I'd wager she's got a downright marvelous temper.
Like Hulk, only not quite so ugly.

Pfft I bet her temper is not even near the hulk

Rofl.

Birdy, birdy, in the sky
Why'd you do that in my eye?
Looks like sugar, tastes like sap
OMG IT'S BIRDY CRAP

but i didn't see a bird... and it didn't fall on my head... it sort of nearly did except it was like 2 feet away... the point is as i clearly explained that its a ways fromt he oceans... as in sea shells come from oceans...

and i don't own any flare sorry. im poor.

just be thankful it wasnt a rain of fish



THEY REALLY HAPPEN

No they don't! Lies I tell you, all li---
*gets knocked out by falling fish*

Yeah don't forget the raining food either, just the other day I saw it on google video

FAP!