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PostPosted: November 28th, 2005, 2:52 am 
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Rant#1 Stop playing Laffy taffy 20 times a day on the radio

Well most of the 4 days I've been here I know the lyrics to laffy taffy. I hate this muthafuckan song, even in arkansas and tennesee they have never played this song that much. I can see some slow girls dancing to this with some dumb boyfriend they have. Thats not the issue here, I thought I would here more songs or at least some good ones.Almost every radio station had that weak ass song playing. The clean version isn't really different than the uncut. Basically it just use different words and innuendos excessivley.

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Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy
I'm lookin fa mrs.bubble gum
I'm mr. chik-o-stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher
Cuz i stay so hard


See my point I mean its fine to be real about it at first but after hearing it a couple of times you may wonder why some of our women are sluts and whores. Not all women just the slow, insecure, bitchy, gold digging, expecting too much from a person woman.

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You can suck me for a long time
(oh my god!)
Gurl dis aint no dance flo
Dis a candy sto
And im really geeked up
And i got mo dro
I pop I roll
It's soft I know
It's da summer time
But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)
Gone get loose (oh)
Gone get low (oh)
Dont be shy
H** i'm Faybo? (oh)
I kno you wanna ride
You a star and it shows
(What's happening? What's up? What's up? Let's go, let's go, let's go)


Again the radio version. I can imagine a little kid dancing and repeating the lyrics. Can you imagine your six year old daughter or son saying "Gurl dis aint no dance flo Dis a candy sto And im really geeked up And i got mo dro I pop I roll It's soft I know It's da summer time"

I'm not saying that only bad parents let them listen to the song but it makes you wonder. I mean people will say its just a song, it can't hurt nothing. Well i'm not saying it can't do any harm I'm just saying that the right kind of music can motivate people to do certain things.

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Cum on trick cum on trick
Here go Mr. chocolate
I like da way you break it down
Waddle, stop you watchin me
Laffy taffy i'm likin dis
Big ol a** you shakin b****
Close yo mouth and dont say s***
Bend on ova and hit a split
Work dat pole and work it well
Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
Gurl let me touch ya
Iwill neva tell
Security gaurd dont scare nobody
Damn right i touched dat h**
All da money just hit da flo
D4L im ready to go
H** cant even shake no mo
Dey tired out
Lets ride out
B**** you wanna go
Den she can go
She get in my car
I aint playin no mo
Start movin on my Faybo
B**** she probably already kno
Let me see dat laffy taffy


I don't really care about the lyrics but damn who ever is rapping this has a really annoying voice. I thought it was a transexual man trying to talk like a woman but I heard better from a old 70's r&b performer. His voice makes me wanna find the maker of the song and force him to make a different song without his voice.

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Say baby gurl
A wat u gon do
I got a hundred 1s
I wanna po on you
Just keep dat a** shakin
And i keep tippin you
While i sit back lik a playa
And sip dat grey goose
Feelin all loose
Cuz gurl you on yo job
You got my d*** hard
Da way you touch dem toez
Workin dem micros
On da stilletos
You made it skeet skeet skeet
Lik a water hoez (candy gurl)
Got me goin in my pocket
Pullin out mo dough
Let da waitress kno i need to order
Five hundred mo
You besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo
So gone and pack dem bags
And lets mothaf***in go
Im waitin on yo fine a**
At da front doe
Gurl you don kno
Ima toss da laffy taffy
Toss it flip it and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it


Oh well. The song did exploit some women out there. Did the music make them do it or was it their own choice. Either way someone did get some that night. Didn't matter if it was a man or woman they got laid from the song and from dancing to it. You never know what will happen when tyhis song is played.

5. I really hate this song, I swear if I listen to this song one more time I will fight some random person just so I could listen to something more important.(lol just kidding) I will say this If you are in maryland, washington dc, or virginia and you hear this song played more than any song then you can do 2 things. Number Ichi, you can listen and dance to it. Number ni, you can shoot your self in the leg and call 911. The ironic part about that yuou still will hear laffy taffy in the ambulance and in the hospital.


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Good rant, man.

On another note, I believe Chris Brown's "Run it" is overplayed. I will not say it edged out 2004's overplayed hit, Alicia Keys "If I ain't got you."

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uh... or you could find a better club and stop listening to the radio.


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or not listen to music at all!... get some earplugs...

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I dare you to listen to the song 10x a day


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ive never heard it.

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You will hear it if you come to the state's capitol.


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which doesnt really make me want to.


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No one does my friend, only the nympho maniacs and the weak listen to this song.


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well its not like he will go to the states... he will be in canada..forever!

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You don't know that for sure. Unless you plan to keep him there then yeah.


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well its not like he will go to the states... he will be in canada..forever!



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She's kidding or not. Either way you can never leave canada once you go there.


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really? i dont know about that.


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