it turns out that my tutor has set a piece of work for my tutor group to analyse for monday, and said piece is 75 pages long!?!

that would be manageable, but im going home for the weekend. i cant just not do the work, as its assessed towards my module grade. Which ruins my weekend home.

so... its time for a good old stoning!

*stones tutor*

I can't get up to go to school, I can't concentrate when I'm in school, I am barely learning anything in school anyway because reading sucks and doing is better but of course we are not doing we are reading, I come home and go back to sleep, I can never seem to get enough sleep, I am STILL losing weight, I am too tired/lazy to eat healthily when i do eat, and i have to sneak out because i find it too dangerous to try and negotiate with my mom about going out at night...

*stones self*
*stones mother for good measure*

*Stones my family members*

*stones work*

Hmmm since this is a thread that wants me to release all my anger in it, I don't think this thread could hold even 2% of my anger. *throws boulder at old vice principle*

*hands taizon next boulder*

*stones mother again* why wont she die!!!!!!!!!???????????? f*ck!

Who mother are you stoning?

*throws rock at pres. bush*

*stones the guy upstairs who keeps playing some drum and bass cr*p really really LOUD!!!*

*stones sprites sheet sites*

stoning my mother... *stones again* she is invincible

*stones my brain* why won't you work!

*throws boulder at anyone*

*catches boulder with head*

*stones people who sit next to me and talk loudly when i dont know them and im trying to get this work done because the deadlines in 40 minutes omg omg omg*

omgomgomg you should not be online then! go work! did you get it in on time?
*stones BCSAP*

*stones mike tyson*

There appears to be a large amount of stoning going on.

But there is a huge lack of stoned Magonians.

This thread FAILS.

Sadly i agree *stones the american govt*

Do you know where the stoned Magonians hang out? Prison. Being stoned is illegal.

Its illegal because the govt aren't making any money from it

*looks at reki in a funny way*

*stones the kids who stole my mates laptop*

although i did get the essay in on time. woohoo!

oh im not very happy today.


at 2.45 this morning, i get a knock on the door. i was just about to go to sleep, and i was a little irritated, since one of my neighbours and his mate had drunkenly knocked on my door a few times.
Outside was a mate of mine, who told me that the aforementioned drunken idiots had gone upstairs and set off the godamned fire extinguisher. they then ran along the corridor, and sprayed it into his room, which was the only one still open. It blinded him and his mate, leaving them as though they'd been maced. It covered the ENTIRE room with powder, including the carpet and all of his clothes. He saved his laptop by closing it in time, but his gamecube is broken (it got into the ventilation), along with his pc mouse. The room needs one hell of a clean, and guess what? its a sunday. no cleaners on sundays.
So, he needed a room for the night, and i was the only one up at such an unreasonable hour. He slept on my mattress, and i slept on the corrugated iron bedframe. Which was suprisingly comfortable, really. So... his room's wrecked, my rooms a sight to behold, and some very expensive electrical equipment is broken. I like both the guys who did it, but for this... they should be chucked out of the hall. so, yeah.

*stones until dead*