-----2nd grade school children to the following questions:


Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.



How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.



What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.



Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom?

1. We're related.

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.



What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.



What did Mom need to know about Dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?



Why did your Mom marry your dad?

1. My Dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.



Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad doesn't know how to do much.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.



What's the difference between Moms & Dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home & Dads just go to work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller & stronger, but Moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.



What does your Mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.





What would it take to make your Mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.


If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

Why did God make mothers?

- cus mothers made god.

How did God make mothers?

- by making fathers.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

- it would be playdough - if i were god.

Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom?

- another mom might not have given me god. it has to do with job security.

What kind of little girl was your mom?

- 13 going on 30.

What did Mom need to know about Dad before she married him?

- she needed to know just what she did - or else she wouldn't have married him and i wouldn't exist. job security and all.

Why did your Mom marry your dad?

- lack of judgement. must not have been listening to god.

Who's the boss at your house?

- "Because I'm the Mom, that's why!" no i'm just kidding. God is the boss.

What's the difference between Moms & Dads?

- family services, abuse groups, and divorce courts favour women.

What does your Mom do in her spare time?

- praise god.

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?

- a god.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

- who do you think i am? god?


=D


I tried to convince my mom to dye her hair blue. She never did.


HAH! lies! Liiiiiieeeeessss!




hehe. =P

Except a few of the angles thought it would be funny to play a prank on God while making the Women Stew. Just like with salt shakers, they unscrewed the container's lid of "mean" so when God added it...

*chuckles*

You know, Jay, man, every time I see you talking about women- I hear Jack White in my head.

"Some people get confused and abused real easy when it comes to love,
They start walking out and throwin up their hands and singin 'Boy I think I've had enough'"

I don't think the reaction has any negative implications, of course, it's just what I hear, along with someone chuckling somewhere in my head...hmm.

No worries... You may be very correct. But even if I've "had enough" alot sooner than what people think would be an appropriate amount of time, I don't think I'd really take heed.

I'm pretty sure stepping in a bear trap isn't something anyone would want to do more than once.

Besides, if anything, I think that little joke would be perfect for a Robot Chicken skit.

God lives in your house?

Dr. Necros, he lives in your house too! I saw him when we were playing pool.

What's the difference between Moms & Dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home & Dads just go to work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller & stronger, but Moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

(key in on one and two)

*smacks forehead* Gah!!! And so the viscious cycle continues.

"Why did God make women?"

To scare the devil back into hiding.

^ Wins many internets...

Why did god make Moms?

Cause 2 dads would be really wierd.

The same thing with 2 moms...