Yep, I know you don't believe it seeing how bad I talked about relationships. I mean, I feel pretty dumb dating again after all I've said. But I guess I think this time is going to be diffrent... Why? Only God knows.

She is perfect though. She is smart, pretty, caring. She doesn't ever fight or argue. She always in a good mood, and very open minded.

If there is anyone on this planet worth marrying, it's her. She proves everything I've ever said wrong. And I am very thankful for that.

And I know you would have to see a pic of her before you'd understand, so here's a pic of me and the best woman on earth.
























The happy couple:


(If you haven't figured this is a joke yet, you need help. All my views of relationships stay in tact.)

Weird ass.

Heh, coming from you? I'd take that as a complement.

I don't edit in anime women in my pictures.

Dude, I swear... I was reading the manga and she just jumped right out. Poor Hideki was left all alone... but that's okay, he's got real women to pimp.

But a shot at dating a computer? I've hit the bottom of the geek ladder.

Heh, in all honestly... I could have spent a little more time on that pic. Yay, photoshopness.

Why post a topic about getting a gf?

Well, if you read the first post... you'd know that I don't have a GF. So basically I didn't.

If this was post in another forum I swear they say you need help.

Heh, probably... But seeing as most of the populace of the Mag also are of pro-anime-ness, I really doubt I have much to worry about.

That girls looks too young for you anyway. hmmmm

She doesn't have an age... Nor is she a human.

You need to read Chobits. It is teh roxxorz.

*requesting noodies*


...just of the girl of course.

Request denied.

If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and dial your operator.

I laughed hard reading this line. The sad thing is that many guys believe this to be true about their girlfriends. If you ever hear a guy tell you this about their girl, you know they are being played.

You know... you have a very good point. Thank you for bringing that up.

Wow....you got me good.

Great job....can I have Chi now?

Heh, you were the first person to even know who she is... wow.

*gives a cookie*

Yay Chobits. Also for your unlimited knowlede, enjoy an AVM.

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... An *angel* like Chi turns out to be real, and you get her first! Scorn you, Lantis! ... And if you do end up giving her to Bonanza Wire, then, uhh ... scorn you, too, Bonanza Wire!



... But don't be presumptuous, Lantis. Your views will unceremoniously crumble like Jenga blocks in the hands of a plucky three-year-old, soon.
Mwa hah hah hah! (Seplhie Tilmitt style) See? Peace! Love! And ... world unity!

Jenga blocks? Ha... I laugh at you, good sir.

I sall remain steadfast, and stand strong as Jenga blocks that... er, have been... *thinks* GLUED TOGETHER!

And no... Bon does NOT get Chi. He's lucky to get an AVM... the cookie was a bonus.

Actually I tried glueing Jenga blocks together once. It didn't work out all that great. Or maybe it did. They were tottery though.

Nice PS job, you guys look so cute. I love the idea of the your geekness being complete because you are dating a computer.

To be honest, you totally had me before I scrolled down. I wasn't even skeptical. Well I was, but skeptical about you as opposed to the truthfulness of the post.
<-- uberness fooled.