If you were given the choice to live from some new bizarre disease, the doctor told you can either give up your hands or give up your penis/vagina(making it totally useless for sex) which one would you pick.

Well this might be a difficult choice for some of you but for me its a really easy answer because it becomes clear when you think about it.

I would choose my hands, I need my hands for everything I do.

f*ck that. They have prosthetic hands. I'll keep my penis, thank you.

I'd chop off my dick. Between your hands and that, at least you'll be able to use your hands longer.

I'm keeping my hands. The other annoys me when I wake up anyway. And wet dreams suck.

Hmmmmmmmmmm............
This was an extremely difficult question to answer,
Not that the answer wasn't immediately obvious, and not that I'd actuallly consider doing the opposite, it's just I was caught on a perch between giving an extremely saracastic answer or keeping my penis....I mean hands....

"What good is life without both anyway?"
"Give me my dick anyday, I'm double-jointed in my back suckers."
"Can they just take my left hand and my right nut? The hand is weak and the right one never dropped anyway..."
"If living life means sounding like a girl then I'd rather not live at all."
"Why should I keep my dick? It's not like I actually USE it..."
"Chicks dig scars right?"
etc., etc...

But I'll just keep it real, let me have my hands so I can throttle the doctor after he does it.

Draygone, bruatally honest....

*agrees*

Besides, sex isn't what life should be based upon. Yea... who doesn't like it? But if it runs your life, then you need help...

Tough choice, really.

I've always wanted to raise my own kid to be like me, but I suppose adoption could achieve a similiar result. But still, he wouldn't be mine, if you understand what I mean.

I need my hands to become a technican....

Bye bye, wee wee!