*runs away before the lightning bolt that strikes Staffy arcs electricity into near by Magonians*

*is stunned for a few minutes*


*comes to*

...Anyway, so he heard that the hole kind of feels like a girls HooHoo!what'sits and so as hes driving down the road at night he figures that if he were to pull over and go out into a feild he could get off, and no one would see. The road is deserted any way so he figures, "aw what the hell!" Well he goes out into that feild and carves a hole in a pumpkin just big enough for his wingwangwhootywho, and goes at it. Well he's sawing away there and suddenly he feela tap on his shoulder. her durs around and sees a cop shinig a flash light down in his face. The cop asks him what he is thinking having "relations" with gourds, to which the man, thinking qickly, "grogily" responds: "damn! It's midnight already!?