Taking inspiration from the BAI's creativity forum, I want to test my skills as the new Creativity Moderator by instilling a weekly Haiku contest. Each participant is limited to two haiku, and once the week concludes, I shall make a corresponding topic, asking my fellow Magonians to vote for their favorite haiku, from greatest to least. Once votes are tallied, I will assign points based on the participants' rankings. I know this sounds a bit confusing, but like I said before, this is a test. The winner of the haiku contest will be granted the opportunity to choose the subject for next week's contest.

Now, without further ado, I shall present two subjects for which Magonians can write their haikus on:

Summer and Fulfillment

Best of luck to all Magonian participants!

Every summer
my cousin Bonanza comes
home. Which makes me weep.

On fulfillment? Sure.
I would like to fulfill some
hot chick, ya dig me?

The heat, it scorns.
But summer has now power
to blissful sno-cones.

Busy all day long
Productivity is key
in rest you'll find joy

It's summetime,
yet I still doin't have a job.
God really hates me.

I wish fulfillment
Simply came by my doorstep.
Where's my freaking job???

December is past
Your Christmas was in winter
But mine in summer!

About fulfillment.
When it is actually there,
it tastes sweet like beef!

The sweat pours downwards
Stickyness ensues this day.
I hate the summer.


I want Fulfillment
Not, if it tastes like Gnasher's
Beef, ya feel me, right?