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Why do Rob and Ixzy struggle for topics
each week?! |
Let's face it: ideas for topics are hard to come by. And
then we decided to devote a topic about that fact. It's
like a Reader's Voice about nothing. We need to patent
that idea immediately. But let's get this thing over with
first.
Props/Retardedness ratings are on a scale of 1-5, with 5 being
high props/retardedness.
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We respond... |
Rob: What was the point of that?
Ixzy: I don't know, but he's a freaking liar. We do our best to come up
with topics.
Rob: No, we don't.
Ixzy: Excuse me?
Rob: Well, okay, maybe you do.
Ixzy: Yeah, that's damn straight. I do all the work for OUR topic.
Don't you find that odd? Well...a little less odd than the stench
coming from Soroan?
Rob: Nah. Not really.
Ixzy: I hate you, Rob. I really do.
Rob: I like me.
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PWNED. |
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Because you're both lazy bums who have absolutely NOTHING better to do.
-HyperSonicSpeed
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Retardedness:
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-HyperSonicSpeed |
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Rob: If we had nothing better to do, one would think we would be able
to think of a topic.
Ixzy: I concurr, Rob. (Wow, that's a surprise)
Rob: Well, great. I guess that means there's nothing to talk about.
Ixzy: This is all your fault for being so damn smart.
Rob: Yeah.
Ixzy: Well...umm... *moons Hyper*
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Stupid n00b. |
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Uh.... Because you suck?
-Cloud the HUmar
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-Cloud the HUmar |
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Rob: Hm. Fair enough.
Ixzy: Don't give in so easily, Rob. This guy is calling himself Cloud.
How much of a n00b can ya get? LOL.
Rob: Well, he could call himself RPG####.
Ixzy: Who the hell told you that I used to be RPG2284, RPG84, and RPG22?!!!
Rob: I don't know. I don't know what I'm talking about. Next question.
Ixzy: Ah...well...cool. Because I never had those. Ever. >_>
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Rob: I only started being troubled with my own sexuality after that
night with you, Smurvis.
Ixzy: What do you mean? I hope you didn't touch MY Smurv-ass!
Rob: Oh please, he gets arround.
Ixzy: Oh, no you didn't! *snaps fingers*
Rob: Oh. Okay.
Ixzy: Good. I was gonna get rowdy up in here if you touched him. Ho.
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OOOH! Diss! |
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-OblivionDragon |
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Rob: That was dumb.
Ixzy: This is a precedent I've never seen before. Your joke was too
long, complex, and stupid to be remotely funny.
Rob: And the entire concept has been overused by kids in Grade 2.
Ixzy: OOOH, DISS! Why not joke on his mama too, Rob? That way, he can
fly to Canada and whup ya?
Rob: Okay.
Ixzy: You suck knutz, Rob.
Rob: ...
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Spelling Bee Champion |
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-altoecko |
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Rob: Okay.
Ixzy: *sigh* If you're going to call someone a retard, then at least
SPELL IT CORRECTLY. Retard.
Rob: You can't really expect much from Alt, though.
Ixzy: It's just too bad that he got dropped on his head as a child.
*shakes head*
Rob: No it isn't. I did that on purpose.
Ixzy: Don't you have any compassion in you, Rob?
Rob: No.
Ixzy: I weep for our future. ;_;
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Ixzy: See? Our forum members are smart as a whip. They know who
pulls the real strings.
Rob: Uh. Well, this one may be. Don't you remember the other responses?
Ixzy: Unbeknowst to you, my friend, all of the people behind the other
responses have been banned for immeasurable stupidity.
Rob: Oh. That sucks. Sort of.
Nah, that's pretty cool.
Ixzy: I thought you'd like that. The punishment of stupid people is like
your wet dream. :p
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Ixzy: FINALLY! SOMEONE GETS IT!
Rob: Yeah, I'm pretty much in agreement.
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Phallic Phantasy |
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-Redneck2000 |
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Ixzy: Well, I don't know about Rob over there, but my family takes
after the great Redwood tree.
Rob: You have trees in your family line? Well, that would
explain the intelligence level.
Ixzy: Now, now. Just because your family takes after the
Bonsai tree is no reason to resort to name-calling.
Rob: Trees do not have penises, anyway.
Ixzy: But in Soviet Russia, penises have TREES!
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Ok, haul me off to Bad Joke Jail. *hangs head in shame*
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Ixzy: Look above this one, babe. It's dude ranch over here.
And being a b*tch isn't easy.
Rob: Sure it is. It's very easy. You don't even have to do anything.
Ixzy: It's even easier being a bastard. Just ask Rob.
All he had to do was be born! HAHAHA!
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Ixzy: Dude, for the love of God...seek help!
Rob: YOU SO CRAZY. I BET NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOUR GENIUS.
Ixzy: No, no, Rob. WE'RE the ones who're crazy, remember?
*wink wink*
Rob: Well, okay.
Ixzy: So...demon, we DO see the monkey. We'll teach it some
manners and everything will be good, ok? *dials 911*
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Ixzy: What the hell are you talking about?
Rob: *cries*
Ixzy: See what your idiocy did? You made Rob cry! I expect an
apology from you asap! IDIOT.
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Aftermath |
Ixzy: Ok, we're done. Only thing left to do is pick a new topic for
next issue...
Rob: Indeed.
Ixzy: Hmm...
Rob: ...
Ixzy: Maybe...if we can't make any topics, maybe we should have
our readers make one!
Rob: Yeah.
Ixzy: Brilliant! You're my rock, Rob!
You heard right! The next topic of the Reader's Voice will be
"Send in your ideas for topics for the Reader's Voice column!"
Let us know what's on your mind. Of course, we'll be sure to
thank you in the next RV. >;)
Email submissions@rpgmmag.com
or post in the appropiate forum to get your name in the pool!
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