RPG Maker Magazine :: Reader's Voice (Issue 2, Volume 1)

-Joewoof

Rob: Well, sounds like your problem is not so much luck, but your overall brightness, and lack of a good memory card.
Ixzy: You FORGOT to save? OMFG, you're SMERT.
Rob: See, spelling things wrong to emphasize dumbness is just overused.
Ixzy: Oh, yeah? Well pointing that out is overused, too!
Rob: Just because you say it doesn't make it so.

...*cries*

Don't drop the soap, Altoecko...

-altoecko

Rob: Okay.
Ixzy: Short, sweet and to the point. I like your thinking style, alto.
Rob: I also like his ass. But not that much.
Ixzy: Okay, I didn't hear that.
Rob: I wouldn't think so, I didn't say it.
Ixzy: But you just...did--
Rob: No.

More money, more cash, more...

I have one. I was broke one day, and I wanted to get something to eat. Then lo and behold, I was digging through my pants pocket and I pulled out a $20! I was happier than you can imagine.

chosen swordvii

-Chosen Sword VII

Rob: You probably either sell drugs, or sell your body at night. But you're asleep, so you don't notice.
Ixzy: How is that $20 helping me? How DARE you come here and gloat about your "$20?!!"
Rob: Maybe you should sell your body in your sleep, too.
Ixzy: I'd never sell my body for money! Well, maybe for a videogame. Or perhaps a scanner. But NEVER for money.
Rob: ...Hey, well, you know, I've got an old scanner... That I never use anymore...

uh...

Nothing.

E = MC^stupid

Ok i got one for you:

I was in my AP chem class doing a Acid Base titration, next thing i know i hear to kids behind me start cracking up laughing for no reason what so ever so i ignore them but then about 30 seconds later they do it agian so i turn around and i say "Dude what the hell is so funny?" and they replied "Your face BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

-Alaron

-Alaron

Rob: AP chem class? NNNEEEEeeeerrrd.
Ixzy: LOL, you suck, dude! I got a B.A. in Chem. Bad-Assitude, buddy!
Rob: Yeah, but your face is still pretty funny.
Ixzy: You ain't reppin' the MENSA side, homie!
Rob: ...No... I'm... not.
Ixzy: I'm talking to HIM, assface. You couldn't even rep NAMBLA right.
Rob: ...No... I can't.
Ixzy: *points and laughs*
Rob: :(

Okie...dokie...

When I realized life isn't RPGM, and RPGM isn't life... or is it?

-finalfantasyFReak789 A.k.A. Drunken sober.

-Drunken Sober

Rob: Well, I've got nothing.
Ixzy: Let me be the first to congratulate your blatant idiocy. Have a lollipop! ^_^
Rob: ...That was my lolipop.
Ixzy: No! Bad Rob! That's the Freak's lollipop! >_<
Rob: Well, fine.
Ixzy: Yes, it is fine. Because I said so.
Rob: Yeah, alright, I agreed with you! Stop yelling at me!
Ixzy: I WASN'T YELLING!!! I WAS SIMPLY TELLING YOU!!! GOD!!!!
Rob: Okay.

Turtle Monkeys!

WTF is with all the monkeys? Especially those fast turtle monkeys! Who do they think they are with their big shells and stupid tails! Oh yeah, and WTF is with all these damn monkeys!

... that's all from me...

-WarDemon

-Wardemon

Ixzy: So that's what smoking crack and watching Discovery Channel is like...
Rob: I'm sorry, but randomness is an art. And you just killed it.
Ixzy: Wow, Rob. You've certainly PWNED him.
Rob: Was that sarcasm?
Ixzy: No, it's genuine sincerity. It's a shock, I know.
Rob: Strange.
Ixzy: No stranger than putting extra sugar on Frosted Flakes, I would presume.
Rob: I'm not much of a cereal person, really..
Ixzy: So, what kind of person ARE you?
Rob: I like to eat the brains of my enemies.
Ixzy: Oh, so you're a....Rob Zombie?! OMG, that's so funny! XD
Rob: Hey, aren't you a clever one.
Ixzy: I got it from my momma.
Rob: Well, congratulations.
Ixzy: Thanks. ^_^

Explosion!

Well, I just found out one of my best friends liked me more than a friend. She's loved me for quite awhile. And she sent me her secret diary with her feelings about me...

I never knew anyone could care for me like that. Ever.

And so, I realized that deep down, I liked her too.

And so, now we're not going out, but it's mutual love. :D

-goten

-Goten

Rob: EXPLODE HER PANTIES.
Ixzy: How absolutely intelligent, Rob. Take many brain cells to come up with that response?
Rob: HEHEHEH. UNDERWEAR IS FUNNY.

EXPLOSIONS ARE COOL.
Ixzy: Well, I believe you have snapped, Rob. No longer are you cool, smart and cynical; you're just retarded.
Rob: Okay.
Ixzy: I rest my case.

Alto's mind likes Tricycles!

Woah. Want a WTF moment? What just went through my head when I read Goten's post. 0.0

-altoecko

-Altoecko