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Why do YOU worship Rob? |
We asked our (un)willing guests to tell us why THEY worship the great
and mighty Head of Forums, Rob. Unfortunately, they talked.
Props/Retardedness ratings are on a scale of 1-5, with 5 being
high props/retardedness.
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Baby's Mama Drama |
I worship rob because he's my babies daddy and he owes me money.
Hand over the money for child support, rob!!! >(
or else!,
Metal Mithril
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-Metal Mithril |
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We respond... |
Rob: Arrest this person, he's trying to get rich off of me. I do not know him.
Ixzy: Sure you don't. I don't want to get sued for your recreation,
Rob. Metal, I'll cut you a check.
Rob: I hate you.
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Simple and Clean... |
Because I don't worship him.
Dreamknight2
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-Dreamknight2 |
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Ixzy: Don't have an arguement there.
Rob: You're only trying to rebel. You don't really think that way.
Ixzy: Of course he doesn't. *rolleyes*
Rob: Did I say speak?
Ixzy: No, I'm sorry, sir.
Rob: You should be.
Ixzy: Please forgive me.
Rob: No, sorry.
Ixzy: *sobs silently to himself*
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Rob Groupie |
I worship Rob because he's huggably soft, like that cute teddy bear
from the Snuggle commercials. ^_^
chosen swordvii
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-Chosen Sword VII |
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Rob: No argument, and no comment.
Ixzy: Teddy bear? You need to get your eyes checked, Swordie.
Rob: And I told you to shut up, ass.
Ixzy: Hey, I own you, ya know!
Rob: No, not really.
Ixzy: Oh, yeah.
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Death meets Mr. Cynical |
I never have and never will.
Altoecko
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-Altoecko |
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Rob: YOU HAVE MADE THE MOST CLEVER RESPONSE I COULD EVER THINK OF,
I NOW SHOULD CHANGE THE QUESTION TO "WHY DO YOU WORSHIP ALTOECKO?"
BECAUSE YOU ARE SO WITTY AND FUNNY. I LOVE YOU, HAVE MY BABIES.
Ixzy: And who are you talking to, now? I sorta zoned out.
Rob: Well, alt, duh.
Ixzy: Oh, sorry. I R st00ped.
Rob: Yes, yes you are. You are very st00ped.
Ixzy: But not as stupid as you are for hosting this column with me. :p
Rob: True.
Ixzy: Score! >:p
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Aftermath |
Ixzy: Ok, we're done. Only thing left to do is pick a new topic for
next issue...
Rob: Ok, you think it up.
Ixzy: WTF?!! We're in this together, you know!
Rob: There, thats a good one.
Ixzy: Huh?
Rob: Yeah.
Ixzy: What the hell would that be about?
Rob: Uh...
Ixzy: WAIT! That's brilliant! I can see it now!
"Talk about your WTF! moments!"
Rob: Yeah! I'm so smart!
You heard right! The next topic of the Reader's Voice will be
"Talk about your WTF?!! moments." They can be related to RPG Maker
or not at all related to RPGM! Let us know what's on your mind.
Email submissions@rpgmmag.com
or post in the appropiate forum to get your name in the pool!
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