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Smitpok
Developer: Valkysas
Genre: : RPG
Release: 2002
Rating: Mature
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Smitpok is one of the games submitted for RPGMM's Craziest RPG contest,
and it seems the creator took this to heart. In fact, from the very
beginning, the creator apologizes for the game. You know that has to be
a bad sign, right?
Right at the start, the game puts you in the middle of a playing field
which could best be described as "shoddy." There's about 5 or 6
different NPCs (non-player character) to talk with with one thing in
common: they make absolutely no sense whatsoever.
This "game," if you can call it that, has no plot, point, or relevance
whatsoever. The original premise of making this a game was aborted and
this was the result. If you want to see what it is for yourself, be my guest.
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Presentation
+ At least it has graphics.
- Where did this thing NOT go wrong. Everything looks broken and jaggy.
There was absolutely minimal effort to make this game look like anything.
It's as if the creator gave up before he began.
[Final]: 5/25%
Features
+ This "game" is so different from anything else that I've played, I can
safely say that it'll never be copied.
- There's nothing here.
[Final]: 5/25%
Debugging
+ The warp events work, nothing endlessly loops, and you can finish the game.
- Punctuation and spelling is horrible. No real effort, either.
[Final]: 20/25%
Fun
+ Fun to see a game that got scrapped before something happened. For a few seconds.
- This game is utterly brain-dead.
[Final]: 3/25%
[Overall]: 33/100% (3.5)
What in the hell happened?
Craziness Factor:
100/100
This game is nothing BUT crazy. In the dirty way. I just don't
understand how someone could make something like this.
Total Contest Score: 133
Review by:
Lord Ixzion
Supreme Reviewer, RPGMM
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