I seriously gotten desperate for money. I've been doing stupid yard work and alot of other things. Any suggestions on getting something better?

what uve always been doin..sluttying urself!

Find a job.

im sure i've read this conversation already. uh...


deja vu?

since when have i been doing this?

since u met moi? XD

The best way to make a quick buck is in rooster fights. See what you need to do is find a rooster that you know will win but has like 62,000:1 odds of winning.

And how you do that is MAKE the rooster. See what you need to do is take a mad raging bull, glue some feathers on it, and give it a roosters tail, and then stick a chicken beak in one of its nostrills. I figure that it will be such a weird looking bird that noone will bet on it, but we WILL because we know that under it's cunningly clever disguise its realy a mad raging bull and will trample the other roosters.

Or I should take up fighting in some tournaments around here.

that would HURT silly.

not unless you can fight.

Wait! I know! Ask some one to send it Western Union. It's the fastest way to send money world wide! *shameless plug*

challange someone to a duel for all their money... just any random person off the street. and you totally gotta be dressed all medival noble person like! or like a pirate cus pirates rock!!!!

And if you don't have a bag of Pirate cookies clutched in your arms while you do that, then you're such a fraud!

or slap someone with a pair of gloves. like homer did!

Yea and run away from a duel like a coward. *grabs cookies*

*slaps someone with gloves* You insult my honor!...
i had forgotten about that...
(random musing to self)

at least you ran away with the cookies. it is your booty!