I mean, Beauty Queen has only been here for about 11 or so days, and already she has more posts than me!

I guess I'm not cut out for this whole spamming thing.....wish there was an instruction booklet or something...with pretty pictures in it!

But spamming is sooo easy. Just follow these simple rules

1. Make sure you don't read any of the post before yours (this is important to achieve the next steps)

2. Make sure to somewhere include 1337 speak. It's just not spam without some of that. Also random emoticons, very important.

3. Whatever someone before you said, post your message like that's not even there.

4. Every now and then actually read the post, then repeat exactly what someone else said except in slightly different terms.

5. Make sure your post is between 1 and 20 words, any more might have a chance of being not spam.

6. Make sure to not have any coherent point to your post.

7. Make sure you don't accidently say something that has to do with the actual topic you posted in.

8. Lastly, make it look like you've never even heard of grammar, spelling or punctuation. These are completely foriegn concepts to the expert spammer.

So while you don't need all of these rules, you will need at least a few of them in your post. Follow these and you will quickly be on the path to spamminess.

Oh yeah pretty pictures, this also goes under rule 2.

Peanut buter is the $hizzzznaT!

I think you're getting the hang of it 1ce.

LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

Gotta take note... for future references...

Ahahaha!Don't worry 1ce you'll get the hang of spmming soon, but don't do it often or else Amy Rose is gonna smack you.Oh, i learned my lessons ^^.Spamming is bad.

and ill kick yer ass.

Chrssy, there will be no kicking of ass in here.

I like it when it comes from chrissy

I don't know... that Dark Chun Li looks very ass kicking capable... she is even in an ass kicking position, so beware!

...

And I'll hold them down for you.

Geez, and to think that I thought this topic might have had some relivance to it...

Yet you're still doing it. o.0?



^__^ w00t.



Well, TTC made an awesome post. Something that could be turned into a flash movie or a forward or something >_>

Yey I may be immortalized forever on the interweb.

I was really just going off the cuff there just general observations of most of the spam I see. Plus it was late at night so it allowed my mind to flow a bit more freely, though honestly I do some of my best thinking late at night. Also I'm a horrible spammer, considering most of the time my spam is at least semi on topic, and longer than any spam has ever been.

And Chrssy, BRING IT. I can take you.



(Yeah it wasn't directed at me, but this is the spam forum, so I can misintepret whatever I want, thanks to rule 3)

well that was random.

^_^

Well that picure is in my random directory.

Yeah I don't know, I like a little conflict every now and then, just a little bit. Builds character or something. Of course that was the whole point of it, to be random. See I'm teaching 1ce how to properly spam. Maybe we'll start getting higher quality spam because of it, with pictures even.

By the way, that is me, and I do own a sword with a 3'6" blade.
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Maybe we should start a Magonian Picture Thread. I think I might tomorrow.

I would try to steer this back on topic, but there wasn't really one to begin with.

dude we already have a magonian picture thread >_________>

Pictorials

Oh my gosh!

truecoolness!

You'd really try to take Chrssy down in a game of Scrabble or Battleship?
(couldn't make out the game between those)

Actually I meant for just pictures of people here, not just random pictures. Though I guess that works as well.

Sure why not, though I don't play scrabble that often and battleship is as much about luck as it is about skill. Though I'm not sure what prompted those two games as choices.

technically pictorials IS for pics of people, else it would be called "random picture thread" but we just ended up posting random pictures as well. i doubt you could have a very successful people-only pictures thread without it turning into pictures in general.

btw- very nice sword XD my brother would like you i think >___> do you do any LARP type stuff?