What did you do that was stupid and regrets are regrettable?

For example, we've all been here


and more personally, I once told a girl at a funeral that my (then) girlfriend and I would like to have a threesome with her.

Okay, this is interesting...

One time I picked a movie innocently called Wicked City. We ended up watching it for movie night. I ended up having everyone watching anime porn.

I regret it because everyone continuously brings it up.

You mean that porn you made your sister watch with you? I would regret that too.

I was in middle school. For Valentine's day, the school let you buy carnations that would be delivered to other students.

I bought this girl a carnation.

Next day, Valentine's Day, it was delivered while I was sitting next to her in class.

She got this awful look on her face and said: "What the f*ck? He spelled my name wrong... really, really wrong...".

Later I realized I was gay.

That was an awkward year.

I was taking college credit while in highschool at a community college. There was a guy I had become friends with. We were really new friends at the time of... the incident.

Every day we'd have a break, and during that time, we'd walk over to the cafeteria so he could call his current girlfriend on the payphone. It wasn't a very long conversation, so I'd just stand there while he'd finish up. Well... I had to fart, so I thought I'd be super discrete about it and just cheek-sneak. Unfortunately, I didn't need to fart. A perfect marble sized piece of sh*t managed to escape before I realized I wasn't dealing with a gas situation. At this time in my life, I am wearing super baggy pants, so it goes bounding down my pants leg. I look at my newly acquainted friend who seems none the wiser. Unsure of what to do, I tried my best to shake it out the bottom of my pants leg without him noticing, which I BELIEVE I did.

But now I'm in a wonderful situation. I am now standing between a dude I've recently become friends with and my own sh*t. Just there. On the floor. I THINK I managed to keep the entire situation under wraps, but I always had this creeping suspicion that he knew...

Oh, so that's the conversation I was hearing last night. I actually had a similar situation once, though at a much younger age. I was trying to hold it in, kid knocks me over. Hard to hold it in when a kid knocks you over.

I actually have a lot of regrets in my like that make me think "man, life sucks". That's not one of them, though. I had no control over that. One of my biggest regrets, though, is losing all my money to therapy.

Hah hah! You actually did that, Insulta? Hah ... hah hah hah!

It nearly worked too. I'll leave it at that.

Horse shoes and hand grenades...

I rolled up putt-putt tickets like blunts and attempted to smoke them. my eyes looked like a baboon's asss.

Never knew how to deal with girls when growing up despite having a different crush every year. My idiotic and borderline stalkerish actions basically scared them all away.

Internet: The Post

In 7th grade, a really nice and cute girl that I was friends with asked me out, and I declined. A few years later, I developed a pretty big crush on her, but never bothered asking her out because I thought she was out of my league at that point.

In my defense, at the time i didn't know that she was asking me out, based on the way she posed the question.

One day, when I was like 15, I had just finished enjoying the benefits of having my own internet-connected computer in my bedroom.

I went out to the kitchen and my uncle was there, he asked me if he could use my computer real quick. Being certain I'd cleared my browser history and all that jazz, I told him sure.

I was cooking while he used my computer, and 15 minutes later he was done.

I go back to my room with my food. And immediately saw that I had left a great big pool of man juice on my desk in front of my keyboard.

My uncle and I did not make eye contact for a good while after that.