And I don't mean characters that may have been representing a couple of Magonians. I mean flat-out they looked and sounded like Lantis and SK, thus they were in fact Lantis and SK.

I can't remember the whole dream, but apparently this alien race had come down to collect humans for some reason (I'm under the impression they were looking for the cream of the crop). And they disguised their ships as Walmarts. Or maybe some other big-name chain. I dunno, I just know that the one we were in was fancy and had like a movie theater or something in it, where everyone was sitting and relaxing, blissfully unaware that the superstore-ship was prepping to take off. I and I dunno who was with me managed to wander outside in time to see the ship already hovering a little off the ground. And it's like, oh holy gosh!

So we decide to try calling you guys, who were still left on the ship. Well, Lantis apparently came out, I guess 'cause he was looking for us. But SK and apparently a fifth person who I can't remember were still on the ship. We try calling the fifth person on his phone, but there's no answer. So I try searching for SK's number, but can't find it, 'cause apparently I named SK's number after his real name (or maybe this was Lantis's phone), and SK's real name is apparently something so stupid and hard to say that even Lantis can't remember what it is. By this point, it would've been faster to just go in and get everyone ourselves. Finally, we figure out which number is SK's, and are all OMG THIS IS A SPACE SHIP AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO TAKE OFF GET OUT OF THERE NOW!

But it's too late. The ship's already off in the air, blasting off into the rather eerie-looking sky (it's all cloudy and brown, like a modern video game). And SK's still on the other end of the line, wondering what we're talking about. (Guess alien superstores don't have G-forces.) And we can see a couple other superstore-ships heading out into space as well. But then we see two more ships coming down. And it's like, oh crap, they're going to destroy everything they left behind! And then they're shooting everything, stuff is blowing up in huge fireballs, we're trying to find a safe haven to hide, and it's like we can't go into a bunker, because that's man-made and they'll especially home in on man-made stuff, and so the forest seems a safe bet, and Lantis is running from a fireball while carrying a tree as a disguise in hopes they don't aim for him, and that's where I woke up.

So, I just let myself get abducted by aliens and did not get to rescue any princesses or make a heroic self-sacrifice or anything? Man!

*slams fist down on table*


.... What was I doing hanging out in a Wal-Mart in the first place?

If I wasn't there ruining the day, it wasn't complete.

Please dream harder.

And deeper.

We need to go deeper.

I don't even know what you look like.

If it makes you feel better, SK, the dream did have a rather abrupt ending, and probably would've gone on had I not suddenly woken up. You would've likely made another appearance at some point. ...Maybe. In any case, you were still blissfully unaware of what was going on when we last heard from you, so the aliens hadn't yet had a chance to do anything with you. There's a chance you could've done something once it became apparent that something was going on.

Okay, I'll just pretend that I did do something heroic, then.

Yeah, what happened was you ended up figuring out what was going on. And you were, in fact, on the master control ship that controls all the other mall-ships. And you ended up blowing up that ship and escaping with some hot chick in a near-by escape pod that looked like one of those hover-arounds people use in Walmart.

Meanwhile I hope my tree disguise worked out all right. Maybe it would at least save me from said fireball.

... Did said hot chick have, in fact, two pointed Nedian ears and a crescent moon hairpin?

Hint ->

Well, you're half-right.

Hint ->

I can actually see Lantis in a tree costume trying to hide from aliens...hilarious >.<

Don't hate.

I imagine it being like full leg and arms, and all the up to the neck.....but he's just glued some leaves to his shaved head and it looks so obvious/hilarious >.<

I'm tempted to draw a picture of what I saw.