The topic of today is the toilet.

More specifically, do you have any reservations about what you do on the pot?

It's occured to me I have no reservations about bringing anything into the bathroom. I just took half a pizza into the bathroom along with a pop. And ever since I got my hands on a gameboy, I almost anyways bring that in with me. Nothing like sitting down to do your business and play some pokemon puzzle league or any other numerous games. And I have a tendancy to play even after I'm done, quoting the family term "Camping", when I still am in the bathroom playing.

One thing I always have a tendancy to do however is close the door all the way and lock it. Just helps me feel more secure when I'm doing my business. I can't stand others who leave the door wide open for everyone to see.

And my family also seems to have a problem with me whenever I go no. 1. See, I'm a man and proudly stand up whenever I need to go, but everyone always complains about how it annoys them. Meh.

As for the topic: I don't mind a couple jokes, but let's stay on topic.

I always leave the door closed.

I never eat in there. I only read a magazine. I do have a tendency to finish whatever magazine I'm reading before getting up, though.

And what they hell do they think you are, a woman? Men stand and deliver.

Door closed at all times!

Sometimes I bring in something to read, but it's rare. I wouldn't bring a GameBoy; I'd stay too long playing it after I was finished and I think overstaying in the bathroom in not comfortable.

I bring in Manga after eating the Triple King Supreme Burrito. If you catch my drift

Never food, occasionally something to read, BUTT seriously, I was dying when you said that you take half a pizza and a pop into the bathroom (points for use of the word "pop"). I laughed so loud I annoyed my girlfriend!

Honestly, I have some of my most deepest, meaningful, insightful philosophical revelations when I'm taking a dump. I'm being completely serious.

Not food, but I like to read a lot, so I may bring whatever I'm reading or a DS.
Problem is, that it's hard for me to stop reading (or playing if it's an RPG to finish my businesses. Or as a friend once said "Don't you hate when you are on the toilet playing a 'Tactic RPG' and you just NEED to finish the battle before wiping?"

Oh, and I always close and lock the door. I like privacy.

I bring my Ipod and I have brought the lapttop in once. Yeah... that was the longest I've ever spent in a bathroom. Door closed, no food.